Forget the crappy Greek alphabet, and don't even get us started on the boring English one that we've got stuck with, use the T-shirt alphabet... the ABCDEF part of it will look very familiar to all us English speakers, however we've modified the latter part to just U, C and K. Think of all the free time you'd have had not learning all those pointless letters at school so you could have stayed at home and watched Saved by the Bell instead.

This rude t shirt is available 7 different sizes from S to XXL and 5 great colours. All our rude t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture. It is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free in the UK.