That’s right, yet another new t-shirt already. We think this offensive t-shirt is great, not only does it look cool but it will definitely help you stand out and get noticed. If you’re sick of feeling like some dumb, lame sheep or just think you’re not getting even half the attention you deserve then this t shirts definitely for you..
Buy one of these offensive t-shirts
Why bother with some more subtle message when you can just wear this and get straight to the point? All fashion is, is just a way of getting people to notice you and we guarantee that this shirt will do that!
This offensive t-shirt is available in 5 great colours, but red (pictured above) is clearly the best and our favourties, ‘cos it’s the brightest and most eye catching colour. Like all our t-shirts it comes in 7 different sizes from ladies size 10 fitted and small right through to XXL. The t-shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, high quality texture and is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability to survive all your antics and mischief. Postage is free within the UK and cheap for the rest of the world.
Jackalope, the unsubtle t- shirt lovin’ spring rabbit
That’s right, we’re all looking forward here to seeing the new Red Dwarf episodes! Ever since we heard that there could be a Red Dwarf movie a long, long time ago (1999?) we’ve kept an eye on what’s happening with this show, and finally we’re getting some action!
If you’re in the UK make sure to watch the premiere of this 3 part episode on the strangely named channel Dave (yes, that’s right, Dave.. Sky channel 111, Virgin Media 128, Freeview 19) at 9PM on April the 10th, 11th and 12th.
Let’s hope it’s going to be good, and back on form. To celebrate the return of our favourite funny tv show we’ve made a list of …
The Top 5 Funny Episodes (no-there’s nothing from season VII or VIII)
5. The End (Season I)
The most ironically named first episode of any show ever. Normally I hate early episodes and pilots, they’re weird and generally not especially funny (think The Simpsons!), but this one sets the scene perfectly, trapped on board a huge 5 miles by 6 miles long spaceship millions of miles away from Earth. Everyone on board has died of a radiation leak with the exception of Lister – the last human alive, surviving only because he was in stasis, and has been for 3 million years waiting for the radiation levels to drop, Cat, a human like figure who has evolved out of a simple house cat while Lister has been in stasis, Holly – the ships computer and Rimmer, a hologram of a dead crew mate. A great premise for the years of excellent and mostly very humorous sci-fi spoof episodes to follow.
4. Back to Reality (Season V)
In This episode the crew find nothing is what they think it is. Red Dwarf has all been a game, Lister is a right wing politician and Cat’s a dork! We always hated “It was all a dream” endings, except for this one! If you hate dream episodes as much as we do make sure to check out our I Shot J R funny t-shirts.
3.Better Than Life (Season II)
Millions of years on board a spaceship drifting hopelessly through space isn’t very entertaining, but the crew play this “total immersion” virtual reality video game to lift their spirits, in the game you can have anything you want or desire just by thinking it.. unfortunatley Rimmers thoughts aren’t exactly positive and so instead of a Jag e-type and supermodel girlfriend he ends up with 7 kids, a wife and a mortgage. Hilarious ep.
2.Backwards (Season III)
Playing things in reverse never gets old, and this episode exploits this fact. The crew go through a “time hole” and end up back on planet Earth! The bad news? It’s a strange universe where everything runs backwards. A must watch episode of a brilliant comedy show. Funny quote from this ep:
LISTER:
This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone….she’ll never leave Fred and we know it.
1.Quarantine (Season V)
All the crew are forced into quarantine except for Rimmer. The only things the internees have to entertain them are a knitting magazine and a video entitled Wallpapering, Painting and Stippling – a DIY Guide. What’s worse is Rimmer goes crazy and wears a lovely gingham dress sporting a penguin puppet named Mr. Flibble. Funny quote from this ep:
RIMMER:
And fulfilling all Space Corps dietary requirements, dinner tonight, gentlemen, will consist of sprout soup, followed by sprout salad, and for desert – I think you’ll like it, rather unusual – sprout crumble.
LISTER:
Rimmer, you know damn well sprouts make me chuck.
RIMMER:
Well, this is awful. I’ve got you down for sprouts almost every meal. (Shaking his head no) I tell a lie. It is every meal.
Jackalope – the space exploring humorous rabbit
We’ve got a great new line of funny t-shirts on today, totally unique to us. Tired of people telling you to stop getting so angry, and get rid of that chip on your shoulder? Well we don’t, we say celebrate it with this tee, at least then you can say you warned everyone…
It’s a great way of displaying your anger in a bit more unusual and pretty funny way. So let the world know you have a chip on your shoulder with this funny t-shirt. Click here to buy one of these funny t-shirts after all it’s not like there’s a shortage of things to be pissed off and annoyed at, is there?
As with all our t-shirts this is top quality, 100% cotton and made to last. Postage is now free anywhere in the UK, no matter how many of our funny, rude or just plain offensive t-shirts you order! The shirt is availble in 5 different colours – black, pale blue, navy blue, red, and pink. Our favourite is Navy blue. It’s available in 7 different sizes, ladies fitted size 10, ladies fitted size 12, small, medium, large, XL and the mighty XXL. For more details on sizes look at our t-shirt sizing guide by clicking here.
Jackalope – the rude tees rabbit.
They were the best of breasts, they were the worst of breasts.
What with this whole G20 stuff it got us thinking how many important issues there are. Not just in the UK but in the world today, everything from global warming to banks going bust. However one issue has remained throughout mans entire history on this planet. Breasts. We got a few pics of some super ones (above, click for big view), starting with Jennifer Love Hewitt- seriously we all know why those ghosts can’t stop visiting you “oh you’re in the shower? well I’ll just sit and wait until you finish off and get dry to do my haunting”, we’ll leave it up to you to decide the best and worst, except to say Dolly’s are the best.
To celebrate our soft, round friends we have two funny t shirts:
This shirt is only blue if I’m thinking about breasts humorous t-shirts
We love these t-shirts, it’s funny cos it’s true. It will read your mind and predict you’re constantly thinking about breasts, which we both know you are.
It’s only available in two colours, pale blue and navy blue, it wouldn’t really make sense otherwise, available in 7 sizes, including two ladies fitted sizes, so even you people of a female variety can wear ‘em.
Federal Boob Inspector funny t-shirts
It’s a tough, hands on job, but someones gotta do it. Those hot ladies with giant boobs could actually be terrorists smuggling silicon into the country, it’s upto you to stop them. Watch out for the ol’ poisonous nipple trick.
Jackalope, the t-shirt obsessive, comedy bunny.
So I guess you’re expecting some lame, un funny joke, but alas no, we’ll spare you. from the usual crappy, roll your eyes humour that is everywhere today.
There is nothing wrong with your computer, except all that spyware from porn sites, do not attempt to go to another site. We can delude you with 8 channels or expand one single image to 1024×768 pixels, but not beyond.You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest humorous mind to… The Inner Limits
Sorry, anyway, we liked this genuinley funny news story..
Ohio Man Arrested for drink driving a bar stool.
A man in Ohio, USA has been charged by police for using his home made motorised bar stool (above) whilst drunk. According to the police report, Kile Wygle, 28, called the emergency services after crashing his bar stool near his Newark home and sustaining injuries.
“I wrecked my bar stool,” he cried to the police officer who answered the call. He also acknowledged drinking 15 beers and was charged with two misdemeanors: DUI and driving with a suspended license.
The bar stool is powered by a lawn mower engine and can reach speeds of upto 38mph! Forget Ferrari’s, we want one of these, think of the comedy value.
Make sure to check out our funny and rude t-shirts here.
Jackalope – your hilarious t-shirt hungry rabbit.
