All new rude and funny t-shirts

30 June

A fine new shirt in our midst today, without further wasting of time here it is:

rude sperm donor t-shirts
Click here to buy one of these rude t-shirts right now!

I wasn’t sure what to say on this one, but old wikipedia helped me out as per usual, check out the table below, and see how generous your testicles are:

Table 1 – Semen Volume
Time after first
ejaculation (months)
Average volume
Liquification Average sperm concentration
(million sperm/milliliter)
0 0.5 No (1) 0
6 1.0 No (1) 20
12 2.5 No/Yes (2) 50
18 3.0 Yes (3) 70
24 3.5 Yes (3) 80

Note 1 – Ejaculate is jellylike and fails to liquify.
Note 2 – Most samples liquify. Some remain jellylike.
Note 3 – Ejaculate liquifies within an hour.

Haha jelly like :) It’s a pity it doesn’t have ages on rather than just time after blowing your load for the first time, but if you haven’t noticed yourself, it decreases from then on, here’s a wiki quote to prove it:
The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 11 milliliters.

I reckon I produce about 50 milliliters, maybe more. It’s kinda like a supersoaker except the pumping action is more interesting, and it’s not for kids! so yes, get buying this new rude t-shirt, maybe if you go and donate some sperm the nurse at the clinic will be so impressed with the message on your shirt she’ll want to come and watch you, or maybe even help a little.