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17 July

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Family Takes Genie to Court

A family who live in Saudi Arabia has taken a “genie” to court, accusing it of leaving threatening messages on their mobile phones.
They’re also claiming the spirit has thrown stones at the outside of their house and stolen their property.
The family claims to have been forced to move out of the home where they have lived near the city of Medina for fifteen years.
A family spokesman said: “We began to hear strange sounds. At first we didn’t take it seriously, but then stranger things started to happen and the children got particularly scared when the genie started throwing stones.”
“A woman spoke to me first, and then a man. They said we should get out of the house.”
A local court has now been asked to verify the claims “despite the difficulty” of doing so.
In Islamic theory, are spirits that can harass or possess humans and animas and are often said to be motivated by revenge or jealousy.

Wait, wait… maybe it’s my Westernised view of it all, but aren’t genies suppost to be all cool? Like granting you wishes and that sort of thing? Like the Genie in Aladdin, he was nice, wasn’t he? Sure he was blue, floaty and annoying but he granted wishes, so who cares? Oh, and remember the quite funny and very cheesy 70′s comedy on tv, I dream of Jeannie..

 i dream of jeannie doing naughty things to me

I bet you do, who knows what he made that scantily clad little Genie get up to, one things for sure I bet she didn’t spend much time playing prank calls and throwing stones at his house. That’s my kind of genie, I guess what they’d call a genie we’d call a poltergeist. I don’t know about taking one to court though, I’ve got a sneaky feeling he’ll be a no-show.

Even Claims Direct wouldn’t touch this one with a barge pole.

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