Friday not so funny, erotic fantasy-esque pseudo news

10 July

So this is basically our Friday Funny News, but this week we’ve rebranded it, as a one off, to the ever so catchy “Friday not so funny, erotic fantasy-esque pseudo news”, it’s more fitting for this weeks installement, so don’t going moaning at me that’s it’s a bit different or anything this week. It’ll do you good.

Lab Made Sperm

Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.

The researchers believe the work could eventually help men with fertility problems to father a child.

But other experts say they are not convinced that fully developed sperm have been created.

Writing in the journal Stem Cells and Development, the Newcastle team say it will be at least five years before the technique is perfected.

They began with stem cell lines derived from human embryos donated following IVF treatment.

The stem cells had been removed when the embryo was a few days old and were stored in tanks of liquid nitrogen.

The stem cells were brought to body temperature and put in a chemical mixture to encourage them to grow. They were “tagged” with a genetic marker which enabled the scientists to identify and separate so-called “germline” stem cells from which eggs and sperm are developed.

 funny sperm thingy

The male, XY stem cells underwent the crucial process of “meiosis” – halving the number of chromosomes. The process over creating and developing the sperm took four to six weeks
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so there you have it, the end of men. So why is this erotic you ask? Well, it got me thinking, there’s two ways men could be wiped out, first,some huge kinda war, that’ll not happen because military stuff is mens forte so i’d probably result in the end of woman (and threfore man) kind. But the other option is men simply are phased out, like ladies start using the lab sperm instead of the stuff in your balls to create babies which are pre-disposed to become female. Boo you might think, but no, just imagine if you’re one of the last guys around, even if you’re in the last few million all the ladies will still need some “attention” of a special kind and you’ll be able to have your pick of any or all of mllions of them. Like as many as you can handle, and I mean that literally. They’ll all be horny virgins too so you won’t have to put any effort in, and they’ll just be glad to experience the pleasure of your cock. See? All’s well, I can hardly wait.