New funny comedy t-shirts
Time for another line up of new t-shirts, people.
Here’s todays:
Click here to buy one of these funny comedy I heart drunk girls t-shirts
Drunk girls amaze and inspire us regularly. What won’t they do? We got some pretty pictures of them, most we can’t show you but here’s a few entertaining ones:
Look what a great time she’s having, we reckon the panties came off 5 mins after the photo was taken (check out the smile on the guys face) and a great time was had by all.
Maybe not quite as inviting pose as the first girl, but we appreciate she co-ordinated the boots and sick bucket.
She’ll let you do anything you want to her, any hole, any time (as long as it’s while she’s still wasted).
A whole pile of drunk girls, we’d put our money on the one on the right in the red and black top, she’s all touchy feely over the other girls, but she’s kinda left out of the pile, we’d happily lay on top of her for a bit to make her feel better though.
Anyway, that’s enough pictures for now. Before you go don’t forget to have a butchers at our funny, rude and sometimes offensive t-shirts. They’re all great value and all the shirts come in a wide range of colours ad sizes to suit everyone. Happy drunk girl hunting.
Jackalope
You think this is funny?
“She’ll let you do anything you want to her, any hole, any time (as long as it’s while she’s still wasted).”
That’s called rape asshole!
You’re a pig.
Editors reply:
Thanks for the comment Lara.
I find it strange that you take offense to this shirt but not to the so many other influences that support violence and other crimes. Buying a Pulp Fiction poster doesn’t make you a supporter of gang related crime, does it?
Ha ha ha! Rape! So funny! How about next you make a shirt that says “I <3 waiting for girls in dark alleys with a knife." That would be hilarious!
Editors reply
Do you want paying for that idea, or are you letting us have it for free?
What you fail to realize is that what you are talking about here is rape. It’s not fodder for “new funny comedy t-shirts”, it’s promoting the active practice of removing a woman’s ability to give informed consent. Rape.
Editors reply:
If i bought you a glass of wine at a business meeting, and you signed a contract with me, I doubt it’d make me a scammer out to swindle you for every penny you have.
Is this honestly the way you feel about women? Or does consuming alcohol somehow make it acceptable to speak of women like they’re blowup dolls? I hope you realize that alcohol lowers inhibition on both sides of the gender spectrum. Keep that in mind the next time you’re out at the club. Drunk women are not fully in charge of their faculties, and that includes mental faculties. Do you believe that women with mental disabilities are capable of consenting to sex? Is their willingness just as appealing? Or how about a mute woman! She can’t ever say “no!”
No, I get it. Honestly I do. You’re a man so you have to stick your penis in something every few hours or it will rot away. Perhaps that wouldn’t be such a bad thing. After all, it’s said that people who lose their sight get stronger with other senses. Let’s see if losing one head would strengthen the other.
Editors reply:
If I (a man) sleep with some a woman after I’ve had 3 beers and she’s had none then that’d warrant the police being involved then?
The reason you’re getting these indignant comments is that some feminist put a post up about the shirt on her site. Now the bitches are going to show up here a wag a finger in your face for having fun. Ignore them. Talking to them is pointless.
Editors reply:
Thanks Edward!
Here is the comment from “Lara” on that blog:
“Lara 11:40 am on September 17, 2010 | # | Reply
Oh that first t-shirt made me soooo mad I had to leave a comment on that blog. Probably won’t get published though. What a bunch of pigs!”
Editors reply:
Ha I published it, I hope she enjoys the fame.
I hope I run into you at a party. I’ll pretend I like you and then bite off all your nasty junk.
Editors reply:
Isn’t it ironic, don’tcha think? Attacking the genitals of the opposite sex… when you’re trying to make me out to be sexist? P.s. some people might find the though of their junk in your mouth arousing, thanks, but no thanks.
S I R, I’m just a sixteen year old dude who just wanted five seconds of fame, I touch bootie of drunk women and I think your t-shirts are fine, but even I can see that they don’t imply that rape is good.
Editors Reply:
Bravo! We’re not saying rape is good or cool, it’d be the exact opposite in our minds of cool. Maybe the people offended by this shirt should consider this site is for funny shirts (if you find them funny or not is your business) but maybe, just maybe it’s making fun of the guy that wears it rather than the tipsy woman stood next to him, consider, he can’t get a sober woman easy so has to prey on the intoxicated, it’s not like we’re saying “i heart rape drugs”.
It´s funny, if a girl would take advantage of a drunk boy is called “fun”, if it is a man who takes advantage of a girl, it’s called “rape”. If both are drunk, why is it rape? You feminists try so hard all the time to be treated the same as men. However when a situation like this happens, it is not that she is “loose” it is rape, right?
The t-shirt, perhaps, could be construed in many ways… as in drunk people in general are funny or that drunk girls are funny because they vomit. I think what you’ve done below with real pictures of young women and your comments indicate a commonly held belief in our society that it is good/macho/empowering to take advantage of people who are in a weakened state from your own. Unfortunately, in the US, women are raped at a high frequency. 1/4 of women experience some form of sexual assault in their lifetime. So, yes, the depiction you have posted on this site is frustrating to those of us who would like to see everybody safe from such abuse. It is rape when anyone puts anything inside another person in a sexual manner or has their genitalia used to penetrate another person without their consent. Drunk people can’t give their consent.
If a male is drunk people should not have sex with him either. Men do get raped and have just as much legal recourse as women in these circumstances. Usually, this rape occurs by other men but occasionally can occur by women. Unfortunately, our culture does have some definitions of masculinity that make reporting such incidences de-masculiniating… accusations of homosexuality and weakness being among these. Your material on this website so far would appear to support these beliefs of masculinity.
Perhaps, if we lived in a world where so many women and girls were not sexually assaulted, drunkenness, could be safe and funny. Perhaps, people wouldn’t desire drunk girls because they would recognize the difference in masturbating with a non-responsive body while hurting another as unappealing… But we don’t live in that world. So of course your material on this page is offensive and perpetuating a society of rape. Each of us has the responsibility for our fellow humans to protect them from such assaults and you are doing the opposite.