It’s probably not the most flashy looking t-shirt we sell but it’s the wearer that makes the t-shirt with this one.

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We like the irony of this shirt, like you’ve got to look at them to read what it says, by which time it’s too late. I’m never really sure what the whole deal with breasts and cleavage is, like why display them if guys can’t gawp at them? It makes no sense, it’s kind of a left over taboo or something, 5 years from now we’ll all be touching and staring at breasts attached to ladies we’ve never even spoken to (with any luck).
It seems to me that there ain’t a whole lot else to write about this one really, except don’t be put off by it just beacause you’re male, I’d piss myself if I saw a guy with man boobs wearing this thing.
Whatever, I think there’s only one way to celebrate the arrival of this great funny new t-shirt, by having some interesting photos of what it might be covering up, BUT.. before creaming yourself over the photos check out our other comedy t-shirts and make sure to buy lots of them.

and last but defo not least…

enjoy! Jackalope

A rude t-shirt for you today as my random-ish pick of the time frame, check it out:

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I’ve had one or two people come up to me and ask me about this t-shirt, thinking it’s some kind of AA (that’s AAA if you’re in the US) promo, like your Ford Escort packs up and they’ll tow it off with a camel, which, I admit would rock. Maybe they should think about it, I don’t know how much a camel can pull but I’m sure the comedy value alone would make up for the impracticalities of it all.
Anyway, for all of those out there in the know, it’s obviously a play on camel toe, something that is best described in pictures rather than words I think.
First let’s look at what is required to make the camel tow (or camel toe) shape:
Oh, wait, nudity is bad! None of that sort of thing here, we don’t want you getting so hot under the collar you’re hands are to busy to work the keyboard to buy lots of our unusual funny, rude, offensive and sometimes obscene t-shirts
And if you were just here looking for pictures of a rude and obscene nature and not to buy any t-shirt then you can just get lost.
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Brilliant (and gutting) story this week folks;

The Hunt for the million dollar mattress

An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost one million US dollars inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of rubbish at a number of landfill sites.


The woman said she bought her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise present – and threw out the old one.
The next day, she said, she remembered that she had hidden her life savings inside the old mattress.
“I woke up in the morning screaming, when it hit me what happened,” said the woman, from Tel Aviv, who asked not to be identified.
She went to look for the mattress, but it had already been hauled away by rubbish collectors, she said. Subsequent searches at three different landfill sites turned up nothing.
She said the money was in US dollars and Israeli shekels. She refused to say how she acquired such a large sum. “It was all my money in the world,” she said.
Yitzhak Borba, the dump manager, told Army Radio that his staff were helping the woman, saying she appeared “totally desperate.” He said he increased security at the site to keep would-be treasure hunters away.
The woman said the money had been stashed in a mattress because she had had “traumatic experiences with banks” in the past. She would not elaborate.
She said she was trying to remain hopeful the money would be recovered, but she feared someone may already have found it. Even so, she said it could be worse. “People have to take everything in proportion, and thank God for the good and the bad,” she said.
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Us people in the UK know all about banks not being trustworthy BUT i still would rather let the idiots (humorous as they might be) at RBS look after it than hide it in a mattress. The big question.. if you found that mattress, would you give her money back?

Me neither. No, no, of course I would.

XIXth pick (or 19th if you preffer, you’ll thank us for all these roman numerals one day when you want to know when your favourite movie was copyrighted). Don’t you hate those cheesy trailers at the cinema.. “miss it, miss out”, “comming soon”, “make a date with..” it’s all crap, and this t-shirt’s a reaction to the worst of them all, they use it for book releases, new tv shows, new magazines, everything “if you see/hear/read only one thing this year, make it this” Ugh, what about if I see two, then don’t I bother?

Anyway here at long last is the shirt, forgive my ramblings:

If you buy only one thing this year make it this if you read only one thing this year make it this t-shirt

People will read it and then they’ll tell all their buddies read that guys “t-shirt” i read it as my only thing this year, like some kind of shitty reading allowance, and I loved it, you’ll never guess the suprise sting in the tail end.
It comes in 5 great colours, but you might as well get it in vivid red, so it’s the most eye catching and as many people as possible read and see it, and waste their time.
And remember if you browse through only one funny t-shirts site this year make it this

Jackalope, the funny bunny

Now I love all teesbox funny and rude t-shirts but this one’s gotta be one of the best of the best:

Hilarious to wander round in, but epecially funny if you’re actually doing some digging, if you’ve bought this and have a picture of you digging a hole (the earthy kind) wearing it we’d love to see.
Click to buy one of these rude t-shirts anyway. It doesn’t matter wether you’re a horny pervert or a simple landscape gardener, we don’t discriminate!

Here’s a picture of three holes that we dig here at teesbox t-shirts:

It’s wimbledon (or Wombledon) season so first we have Maria Sharapova, hinting at a hole she has hidden away, the outlines can be seen quite easily though, and I can really imagine getting to work hard on it with my enormous spade:

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This next ones very pretty and fully exposed this time, some spillage round the edges shows it has been dug hard and deep, but the rewards are obvious:

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And last but not least the only hole that can penetrate your ear (except for some kind of inverted hole, aka mounds, Ref pic: Ms Sharapovas chest)

That’s enough holes for now, if there ever can ever be enough holes, for further viewing why not check out google image search, but not before buyng a bunch of stuff off of us, your old pals.

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