An all new line of t-shirts has joined our ranks, behold!:

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So yeah, it’s kinda a confusing message you might say- how can one be topless if one is wearing a fine teesbox t-shirt? The answer? We don’t know/care but it’ll annoy people and waste their time thinking about it and isn’t that what really matters in life?
Now I was trying to think of something funny to do with toplessness, like maybe the best topless scenes in movies or even some of the topless people from Google Earth, but, lets face it, the topless scenes in movies are usually about 3 seconds long in crappy lighting and the Google Earth ones are so hard to make out I think half the people that touch themselves thinking they’re perving on a naked lady are actually jerking off to a telephone box.
This shirts available in 5 great colours- navy blue, black, pale blue, red and an ever so fetching pink. It comes in 7 different sizes, ladies size 10 and ladies size 12, and for the funny t-shirts for men (or a non fitted lady size) small, medium, large, XL and a generous XXL – no matter how much skin you have to cover we’ve got it.. err…covered. Our prices are fixed too, so if you’re chunky you don’t pay a penny more than a skinny guy.

You know I was thinking school has changed an awful lot since “I were a lad“, oh, no sorry make that since “I were a young Jackalope“.
For starters we still used blackboards rather than a giant projector screen thing, and chavs were called “townies” and the air was a little fresher and the sky, a little bluer, and, sadly the school girls weren’t half as friendly (aka horny) or easy on the eye (I’d say think ‘bulldog’ but I don’t want to be offensive to bulldogs) as they are now – or at least so I assume after searching the net for a few images:

I bet her teacher didn’t make her do lines in detention.
One thing remains the same though- it’s still – always has been, always will be, a big pile of boring crap, and to celebrate how they force you to sit through 12 plus years of low quality teaching of things you’ll never use and a bunch of stressful exams (that you find out later in life that the reality is it makes no difference if you pass or fail) we bring you this offensive t-shirt:

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We dare you to wear it to one of those non-uniform day things if you’re still at school, if you last more than 3 mins before getting expelled, I’ll faint.
Jackalope.