Could you come back in a few beers? funny t-shirts review & some beer related song lyrics

25 September

So here’s one of our many, many drinking and beer related t-shirts:
could you come back in a few beers
Click here to check it out or here to view the rest of our t-shirts

So there’s only so much you can write about beer, infact there’s quite a lot but it’s a lot more interesting to drink than talk about.
What we’ve complied is a list of some beer related lyrics from popular songs that we thought you might like instead, some great artists in here too, Pixies, Bob Dylan, the Doors, everyone loves beer:

Beer songs:

We’ve got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on the new frontier
New Frontier, Donald Fagen

Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer
The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near
Roadhouse Blues, The Doors

And then you had to bring up reincarnation
Over a couple of beers the other night.
Galileo, Indigo Girls

You said good friends are hard to come by
I laughed and bought you a beer ’cause it was too corny to cry
Joking, Indigo Girls

She was working in topless place
And I stopped in for a beer
Tangled Up In Blue, Bob Dylan

But look watch shorty get sicker year after year
While he’s thinkin’ it’s beer but it’s not he got it in his gut
1 Million Bottle Bags, Public Enemy

I get home at five o’clock,
and I take myself out a nice, cold beer.
Working Man, Rush

Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
Here At The Western World, Steely Dan

He’s knowing that he found the place He pours a cold, cold beer
Skoal– very cold beer, Cheers– to your friends so near
Space Wrangler, Widespread Panic

He’s yelling at the parking lot
Throwing beer cans down the stairs
Demand, Phish

A little joke, the one about the farmer’s daughter
How she was stomping on grapes, coming up with blue feet and beer
Jack, Widespread Panic

So I sat back down and had a beer and felt sorry for myself
Let Her Cry, Hootie & The Blowfish

Funny I’ve been there And you’ve been here
We ain’t had no time to drink that beer
Sandman, America

Going down to Allen’s for a twenty-five cent beer
Deadbeat Club, The B-52′s

To either cut down on beer or the kid’s new gear
Town Called Malice, The Jam

And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
Piano Man, Billy Joel

Cold beer, hot lights
My sweet romantic teenage nights
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant, Billy Joel

I’d stand at that bar with my friends who’ve passed away
And drink three times the beer that I can drink today
Talking Old Soldiers, Elton John

Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And it’s one more beer and I don’t hear you anymore
Someone Saved My Life Tonight, Elton John

You didn’t have to make me a total disgrace
Didn’t have to leave me with that beer in my face
Black Country Woman, Led Zeppelin

tell me what it is you want me to hear
i trust rebound is just rebound
you’re stuck between my attitude and beer
Tantrum, Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

Dear God, hope you got the letter, and…
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer
Dear God, XTC

we got to get some beer
we got no atmosphere
Distance Equals Rate Times Time, Pixies

I love the smell of beer
Devil’s Roof, Throwing Muses

is this your son’s wallet I’ve got here?
he must have dropped it after too much beer!
No Thugs In Our House, XTC

His eyes went glassy, not a word was said
He poured another beer and his face turned red
Read About Love, Richard Thompson

Showered in honey
Showered in beer
Puberty, Belly

I was down by Bondi Pier, drinkin’ tubes of ice cold beer,
With a bucket full of prawns upon my knee,
When I swallowed the last prawn,
I had a technicolor yawn and I chundered in the old Pacific Sea.
Bondi Pier, Grateful Dead

Another night in a successsion
Thinly glued with beer and wine
It’s a precarious profession
Lifeblood, Indigo Girls

Punch and Judy in a semi on a brand new council plot
Sunday lunchtime, beer-for-Punch time, while his dinner’s far from hot
Punch And Judy, XTC

I’m standing in front of this girl
I’m under a flourescent light
I’ve had a few beers inside me
I feel like a giant tonight
Meccanic Dancing (oh We Go!), XTC

Well I don’t need any cigarettes or beer from a jug
You’re my drug
You’re My Drug, XTC

He’d nothing to fear
He had his beer
B-E-E-R!
The Affiliated, XTC

For it was a famous party night
And to party was to get high
They loaded up on beer and cocaine
Feel The Thunder, Blue Oyster Cult

Tell the waitress I’ll come back to Zanzibar
I’ll be hiding inthe darkness with my beer.
Zanzibar, Billy Joel

You’ve got yoga honey
I’ve got beer
A Room Of Our Own, Billy Joel

If the boys all behave themselves here
Well there’s pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
Sweet Painted Lady, Elton John

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting, Elton John

I love you too in all your forms,
the slim and lovely virgin floating among German beer,
Queen Victoria , Leonard Cohen

Frankie went down to the corner saloon, get a bucket of beer
Said to the bartender “Has my lovin’ man been here”
Frankie & Albert, Bob Dylan

Stack-a-Lee walked to the barroom and he called for a glass of beer
Turned around to Billy Lyons, said, What you doin’ here?
Stack-a-lee, Bob Dylan

How dare you sit there and drink all our beer
Oh it’s made for us workers who sweat spit and swear
Texan Love Song, Elton John

Don’t forget the beer my little dear
It helps to sow the mellow seed
Mellow, Elton John

Staying awake on cold yesterday’s steak and warm beer.
Crossword, Jetro Tull

She was helping out at the back-stage…
stopping hearts and chilling beer.
Budapest, Jetro Tull

What kind of place am I in? And who’s this over here?
Shaking through the silver bubbles climbing through my beer.
Undressed To Kill, Jetro Tull

some are like summer coming back every year
got your baby got your blanket got your bucket of beer
That’s Why I’m Here, James Taylor

Saturdays boys live life with insults,
Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results,
Saturdays Kids, Paul Weller, The Jam

Sup up your beer and collect your fags,
The Eton Rifles, Paul Weller, The Jam

The old Rocker wore his hair too long
Wore his trouser cuffs too tight
Unfashionable to the end – drank his ale too light
Big Dipper, Jetro Tull

Two-fifty for a highball
And a buck and a half for a beer
Happy hour, Happy hour,
Happy hour is here
Little Bones, The Tragically Hip

And that’s your lot. Keep on drinkin’ (and of course purchasing our funny t-shirts).
Jackalope.

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