I came on line (on eileen) classic funny t-shirt review

22 September

If you’re wondering ‘what’s up with the title?’ well, I accidentally typed ‘on line’ rather than ‘on Eileen’, and I thought it worthy enough Freudian slip to stay there.
Well this is one rude t-shirt, and anyone that’s ever heard “Come on Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners will surely see the funny side of this t-shirt (below):
i came on eileen funny t-shirt
Click here to buy a “I came on Eileen” funny t-shirt
The main question, is, where would one come on Eileen, there’s so many interesting areas to try it. For this answer I turned to my old pal, Wikipedia.
I discovered a lot of things about cumming on ladies, all interesting. But the best bit (like with so much in life) was the pictures, check some of them out:

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The chick with the brown hair who’s in 4 out of the 6 pictures looks fun, what won’t she do!? Not like the one in the middle row on the right, who looks gutted. Who’s drawing these things anyway? “Oh I know, I remember last time I was on wikipedia, and I was looking at Pearl Necklaces and there wasn’t an image, I think I’ll go and draw a [hot] cartoon for it.”

Anyway, I’ll leave you this paragraph I found on the wiki page entitled Spermophagia – the ingestion of semen for erotic and spiritual benefits:

“Several tribes of Papua New Guinea (including the Sambia and the Etoro) believe that semen provides sexual maturation among the younger men of their tribe. To them, sperm possesses the manly nature of the tribal elders, and in order to pass down their authority and powers, younger men of their next generation must eat/drink their elders’ semen. This fellatio and seminophagia custom commences among pre-pubescent males and post-pubescents.

Nassssty! Sucking some old dude off? I wouldn’t want to be in their tribe, I’d want to be in the one where all the MILFs have to suck you of when you’re a horny thirteen year old and are required to “milk” you at least once a day thereafter. :)