I shoot like a pornstar- funny rude t-shirts review
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So yeah, there’s a joke and it’s kinda sex releated on this t-shirt so I figured how about some ammusing sex facts? Ok here goes:
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. wow.
For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages. I can’t even pretend to be suprised by this one!
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Haha, gay bats, that just sounds funny.
a nasty one:
“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
a bizarre one:
“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, here in the UK – but only in tropical fish stores. Wow, I might go and get me a goldfish or two, and a good squeeze.
An adulterous Greek male was often punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. Ha, I wouldn’t want to be the guy that dishes out the punishment.
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
I bet it was in whatever the Chinese equivilent of a council estate was.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. That’s just dumb.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Put your hands up if you’re envious.
And lastly probably the stupidest one of the lot…
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants. I don’t think there’s anything else to say about this.