Yeah that’s right folks, too busy to faff with our blog even, hence the lack of updates.
There’s that whole christmas rush thing on (but please keep buying, our beer supply depends on your hard earned capital coming our way), but you’ll be pleased to know and maybe slightly amazed to see a t-shirt design that’s brand new and exclusive to us here at teesbox.
Don’t go jerking off yet, let’s take a look at it first:

Click here to buy this funny t-shirt

Think of all the rebellious young ladies that will take fancy to you thinking you’re some heavy drinking bastard that’ll treat them like crap and be selfish in bed – that’s what ladies like, afaik anyway.

This shirt comes in 5 colours, red, pink, pale blue, navy blue and good old fashioned black, plus it comes in sizes small right through to XXL so there’s one for everyone, unless you’re a girl, ‘cos I can’t think why a lady would wear it, but just in case it comes in fitted sizes 10 and 12 (UK) anyway.
So that’s it for this rather brief blog post, I’m sure I’ll be posting again soon, and remember folks, keep buying our funny t-shirts.

Fifteen year old Jaz Bhogal of Leverington, Cambridgeshire was told that he could not purchase a packet of Haribo Wine Gums because he was underage.
After purchasing the packet of alcohol free sweets he was called back by the checkout worker from the 99p Store in Wisbech.
Bhogal told commented “He asked me how old I was and when I said I was 15 he said he couldn’t sell me the sweets.He said they had wine in them and pointed to the word wine on the packet, I was speechless.”

Company spokesman Graham Barnes said: “Because the Wisbech store opened fairly recently there seems to have been a very unfortunate glitch. We have rectified this and are sure it won’t happen again at any of our UK stores. and to show that we have a good sense of humour we would like to offer Jaz a nine-item voucher to spend in the store on condition that at least one of these products is wine gums.”

“HA” bloody “HA”, that’s their idea of humour? Forcing him to buy the wine gums that they formerly humiliated him with? Imagine at a brothel, the hooker sends you on your way, only to rape you later? Or if he’d have been trying to buy fags, and they’d have made him smoke 100′s, that’d be kinda like that thing parents to do to make their kids stop smoking. I never got that, I’m sure it gets most kids hooked after their 50th cigarette. Weirdos. It doesn’t work, imagine punishment for peado’s – here fiddle with a million kids, then see how you like it. I suspect they (the pervert, not the kids) would like it just fine.

Hit American TV show Heroes have used our Federal Boob Inspector t-shirt in their latest episode (Season 4, Episode 7). Unfortunately Hiro Nakamura picks the wrong shirt to wear (booooooooo) but we still thought it was pretty cool!

The scene is part of an ongoing plot where “master of time and space”  Hiro is returning to the past to right the wrongs of his life. Let’s hope Hiro realises he chose the wrong t-shirt to wear and comes back for the Federal Boob Inspector tee at a later date!

Don’t make the same mistake Hiro did, buy a Federal Boob Inspector tshirt now @ TeesBox.com!