Hello, a pick for this month is pretty tough because there’s so many great shirts out there. We’ve got over 200 for you to choose from – maybe you should buy one of each… we’d like that :) .
BUT I ain’t sitting here all day when I’ve got things to do. (or at least pretending to have things to do), so without further ado, here it is:

heron addiction t-shirtClick here for more details about this t-shirt

Why shoot heroine when you can shoot a heron up? I’m not sure how finely you’d have to grind it to get it into your vains but I’ll leave you to figure out the details. Maybe it’d be better to smoke it. That’ll teach those stupid birds for eating everyones goldfish. I guess you could roll your tobacco in their feathers, sounds pretty fancy to me, like something one of those lazy/secret whore prude victorian ladies would do in their big dresses.
Anyway back to the shirt…
It comes in a wide variety of seven sizes and five different colours, black, pale blue, red, pink and navy blue.You’ll have lots of fun and exciting antics enjoying the odd stares you get when people think you’re proclaiming yourself as a drug addict. Remember kids; drugs are bad.

Don’t you just love pissing everyone off? Well there’s no better way than by wearing an offensive shirt – you don’t even have to say or do anything excpet walk into a room to make everyone hate you.

IN at no. 3.
only losers and terrorists offensive t-shirts
It’s funny cos its true, 9 out of 10 bus users are al qaeda members, the rest are just jerks.
Click here to check it out in more detail.

2.
screaming only makes it sexier offensive shirt no 2
click here to check it out in full
If you love shocking people and looking good then this is the shirt for you! Jiggling breasts might be pretty hot by themselves, but combined with a high pitched shrill of a rape victim they are even better.

1. our fave offensive tee;
fuck you t-shirt
An all time classic, that gets straight to the point. It’s not one to wear round to your Nan’s house that’s for sure.
Buy it here.

That’s the lot folks. If you’re into REALLY offensive t-shirts and want a whole site dedicated to them we suggest checking out our new sister site, dedicated to all you sicko’s out there – Offensive T-shirts UK which, if you can’t guess is a UK based site full of rude and offensive shirts at great prices.

Enjoy! Jackalope