Ok so if you’re anywhere on planet Earth (but maybe excluding the US) we’ve got the t-shirt for you. As you all probably know it’s World cup time and whether your countries winning or loosing this t-shirt is sure to go down well.
See, we really hate with a passion how the US refers to NFL (that’s national football league, aka American football) as “football”, and proper football magically becomes ‘soccer’ – it just ain’t right i tell ya. How did it even get called that anyway? I see no socks in it, andas for NFL football, you notice there’s not a lot of foot action in it? Re-name it armball, then you can use footbll in the normal way! Live it up.
So to celebrate this poor and irritating use of the english language we’ve come up with this little number for you:
Click here for more details on this funny soccer shirt
it comes in five great colours, navy, pale blue, red, pink and black plus a wide range of sizes and styles to suit everyone.
Please buy it, if you give us money we’ll be total sell out whores and keep our fingers crossed your nation does well. And if you don’t buy it we’ll keep our fingers crossed thatyour football (or should that be soccer ball) gets replaced with a grenade. Enjoy kicking that bastard around.
That’s all for now,
Jackalope.
Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.
Number 3:
One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).
Number 2…
With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..
Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:
One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).
Jackalope, kiss, kiss.
At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;
Click here for more details of this new t-shirt
For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope
I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*
The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.
Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts 
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.
Jackalope.
