10 religion themed t-shirts to fill the Pope shaped void in your life
With the shock news that Pope Benedict XVI has resigned from his post, we think the religious world could do with a lift right now. Here to raise your spirits are your old friends TeesBox with yet another one of our delightful Top 10′s.
This time we’re focussing on religion. Whether you be a Catholic, Buddhist, Satanist, Atheist or Scooby Doo worshipper, we don’t discriminate here, we try not to leave anybody out.
So here we go, in no particular order (who are we to say one religion is better than another?):
Please Lord, Kill Everyone – Offensive T-Shirt
Whether you’re wearing it ironically or you’re a religious nut case, this t-shirt certainly gets it’s message across.
Jesus Saves – CTRL+S – Geeky T-Shirt
A witty play on the traditional religious mantra “Jesus Saves”. Of course computers were rubbish over 2000 years ago, if they did have Microsoft Office it’s likely to have been a DOS version at best so you’d be wise to save fairly frequently.
Body Of A God – Buddha – Funny T-Shirt
You don’t need to have the physique to embrace the Buddhist lifestyle, but if you’re of the rotund persuasion then there are worse deity’s to worship. Sure the Buddhists say there are against a life of excess but if that’s the case how did Buddha’s belly get so big?
I Just Found an Obscure Bible Passage Where Jesus Gives the Thumbs Up to Anal – Rude T-Shirt
The lord works in mysterious ways, or so they say. We guess all the time he spent with prostitute Mary Magdalene rubbed off on him. Here’s one of the commandments we can definitely get behind (pun intended).
Evil Samaritan – Funny T-Shirt
We’re expected to love our neighbours, but I’m sure it was a lot easier in Jesus’ day. He didn’t have to live in ASBO Britain or put up with Dubstep playing full-blast at 3am from the house next door. Good Samaritan, my arse…
Silicon Heaven: Where All The Calculators Go – Red Dwarf – Nerdy T-Shirt
It’s easy to forget when considering the possibility of an afterlife that it might not just be for us Humans. It’s pretty vain to consider ourselves so superior to everything else that it’d be just us. If there wasn’t a Silicon Heaven, where would all the calculators go?
Warning: Cthulhu – Geeky T-Shirt
Cthulhu is definitely one of the cooler gods out there. If I was going to be smited by anyone, I’d want it to be him.
Possessed By Satan – Funny T-Shirt
We can’t forgot about our old pal Satan in all of this. If you believe in God then you’re pretty much bound to believe in his evil nemesis (spoiler alert) The Devil. I won’t go into any more detail in case you haven’t read the book yet, but suffice to say if this guy is possessing you, people around you will appreciate the warning printed on the t-shirt.
And On The 8th Day God Made 3.5 Billion Year Old Fossils – Funny T-Shirt
If science has taught us anything over the years it’s that God is a crafty bugger, always trying to keep us guessing. He must have been laughing his socks off when he planted all those old fossils around 8000 years ago.
And last but not least we have this one. Was Mary really a Virgin or was she just very unlucky/lucky (I guess giving birth to the son of God isn’t all bad news)? We’ll probably never really know the answer for sure, but it means you can’t 100% trust abstinence as a safe form of contraception!
This concludes another TeesBox Top 10. Goodnight and God bless.