15 Valentine’s Day Themed T-Shirts for Old Romantics

5 February

With just over a week to go until Valentine’s Day, there’s still plenty of time to find your perfect match. By that of course we mean your ideal t-shirt! You’ll find we have a t-shirt for pretty much anyone, no matter your romantic inclinations or feelings towards manufactured holiday’s created to separate you from your monies (of course your old pals at TeesBox would never do this…).

Anyway, in no particular order, feast your eyes on these beauties:

Single...ish

Single…ish – Funny T-Shirt

Maybe you’re looking for love, maybe you’ve already found it. Or maybe it’s both, in which case this is the t-shirt for you!

I Hope To Get You Drunk Enough To Fellate Me Later - Rude T-Shirt

I Hope To Get You Drunk Enough To Fellate Me Later – Rude T-Shirt

If you’re the type of guy who likes to wine and dine his ladies, but expects a little something in return, then we’ve  got the perfect t-shirt for you this Valentine’s Day.

I Heart Accuracy - Geeky T-Shirt

I Heart Accuracy – Geeky T-Shirt

Even pedants need love. This funny t -shirt lets potential partners know what they are in for nice and early.

I Heart Drunk Girls- Comedy T-Shirts

I Heart Drunk Girls- Comedy T-Shirts

If you like your ladies inebriated – and let’s face it, who doesn’t? – then this t-shirt lets all those drunken beauties know you’re fair game.

I Think You Might Be The One (This Week) - Funny T-Shirt

I Think You Might Be The One (This Week) – Funny T-Shirt

Not everyone is looking to settle down, get married, have kids etc. Fornicate to your hearts content in this delightful t-shirt.

It’s Not Going To Suck Itself - Rude T-Shirt

It’s Not Going To Suck Itself – Rude T-Shirt

We dedicate this one to our fallen brother’s and sister’s who have succumbed to the sanctity of marriage. We barely knew thee x.

http://teesbox.com/cupid-stunt-offensive-t-shirt

http://teesbox.com/cupid-stunt-offensive-t-shirt

If you’re dead-set against Valentine’s Day, don’t worry, we still have a t-shirt for you. This hilarious spoonerism t-shirt shows those romantic suckers exactly what you think of them (if they are smart enough to understand it).

I'd Appreciate If You Started Treating Me Like a Sex Object - Funny T-Shirt

I’d Appreciate If You Started Treating Me Like a Sex Object – Funny T-Shirt

It’s the time of year where people hope to get what they want from their significant other. If what you want is to be treated like a sex object, then why not spell it out to them with this amusing t-shirt?

Hoes Wanted - Rude T-Shirt

Hoes Wanted – Rude T-Shirt

If your idea of romance is messing around with filthy hoe’s , then this is the t-shirt for you!

Take a Photo, Masturbate To It Later - Rude T-Shirt

Take a Photo, Masturbate To It Later – Rude T-Shirt

Valentine’s Day can be a time where one receives a lot of attention, often unwanted. If you’re receiving a lot of fleeting glances and you want to tell them where to go, then what better way than with this haliariously offensive t-shirt?

Mathematics... You Can Count On It - Nerdy T-Shirt

Mathematics… You Can Count On It – Nerdy T-Shirt

Some people love members of the opposite sex, some people love members of the same sex, there’s no judgement here at TeesBox. We try to cater for everyone, even those crazy son’s of bitches who love Numbers.

 

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Slut - Rude T-Shirt

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Slut – Rude T-Shirt

For the Man who knows what he wants…

You're Like the Sex Toy I Always Wanted - Rude T-Shirt

You’re Like the Sex Toy I Always Wanted – Rude T-Shirt

For the Woman who knows what she wants…

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss - Geeky T-Shirt

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss – Geeky T-Shirt

If you’re geeky enough to understand this then you’ve found your perfect match. Buy it now!

I Could Fall In Bed With You - Funny T-Shirt

I Could Fall In Bed With You – Funny T-Shirt

And last but not least, one for you people who are just in it for a quick bunk-up. If this t-shirt doesn’t get you laid then we’re all out of ideas.

 

This concludes our Valentine’s Day sales pitch blog post, we hope you enjoyed it.

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