We’re spoiling you with a huge range of our geek and funny t shirts now, so you’d better be good to us and get buying them.
First up, check out this geek-fest:
If you’ve ever play Street fighter I, II(not to mention all it’s spin offs), Alpha, EX, Vs, III, or IV then this is the shirt for you, and if you haven’t heard of any of them where have you been the past 24 years?
Click here to check out this geek street fighter t shirt or check out the entire range, exclusive at geek t shirts uk
You’ll never forget your favourite special move again with this little beauty! It comes in a range of sizes and colours to suit everyone (well, almost everyone, Dhalsim – we’re really sorry but the sleeves aren’t long enough for your crazy Yoga moves). If nothing else it’s a good excuse to run around screaming ‘shoryuken’ like a mad man. Enjoy!
Speaking of mad men, if you are one and proud of it then visit this new t shirt to let everyone know that you’re officially out (and not in a gay way).
Since we last bothered to make a post about our funny t shirts, but you’ll notice we’ve kept our word and added lots and lots more to both teesbox and to our new sister site, nerd t shirts uk.
Heres the latest two for you to check out:
I did not escape they gave me a day pass t shirt
A great little t shirt for all you semi-sane kinda people out there, we know there’s lots of you so get buying it now!
And for the Trekkie in your life:
hab-sosli-quch geek t shirt
For those of you who aren’t learned in the ways of the Klingon empire it says “your mother has a smooth forehead”, very offensive if you happen to pride yourself on your head wrinkles.
Here it is, a new shirt, and a new and delightfully cold season.
The front of it reads “Up and dressed, what more do you want?”
Click here to check it out in more detail
Remember we’re letting all our UK customers have free postage, so there’s no hidden charges!
If you’re a lazy (or even surly) guy, or better yet if you know one, then this is the shirt for you, if he struggles to even be bothered to get up and dressed he’ll love this new tshirt.
I’m sure there’s loads of you lazy sods out there so get buying now, it comes in a range of colours and sizes, so even if you’re really fat or really thin (i guess you might be so lazy you can’t be bothered to eat?) our shirts will fit you just fine.
Oh, and you don’t even have to get up and collect this shirt, purchase it now and it’ll get shoved through your mailbox by the end of the week. If you get on well with the postman maybe he’ll even dress you in it(remember to give him a good tip at Christmas if so, otherwise all your mail will disappear).
Jackalope
It’s been a fair old while since we last gave you some new funnies – we’ve been busy with offensive t shirts UK, so make sure to check that out for all the nasty t-shirts that come from the depths of hell.
SO on to our new shirt, here it is..
click here to check it out in more detail
the t shirt says it all, hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? You don’t wanna be playing with fire do you!?
Best to sit back, relax and take it easy in our opinion. No one wants to be stuck in some lousy office, especially on these nice rainy British Summer days, they might not be up to much, but they’re the best you’ll get, make the most of them we reckon. Oh yeah and by the way, if you are real busy working and making lots and lots of money we expect you to spend most of it on your ol’ pals at Teesbox, the home of funny t-shirts.
This shirt comes in a wide range of colours and styles to suit every body, no matter how fat or lazy from a wee size 10 to a mighty XXL.
Jackalope.
What with the UK’s crazy new government, the conservative/liberal democrats coalition we have been thinking a lot about class, like does fox hunting make you a toff or just a brutal bitch? Do all Conservative voters drive Jags and Mercs, or just the majority? Did anyone vote lib dem who wasn’t stoned within the last 3 hours?
They’re all important questions, but thankfully we’re not a political site, so have a t-shirt instead, you silly bourgeoisie.
This one seems kind of relevant, as far as they go;
click here for further details of this t-shirt
It comes in a wide range of styles and five different colours to suit all of your strangest body shapes and odd tastes.
We’re from the North of England so by default that makes us working class…i guess, even if we drove Ferrari’s we’d still live off of the state and eat only things that come out of a deep fryer. I hear if the economy gets any worse i hear we’ll all be working class anyway, so I’d advise circulating your money, spending lots of it here will really help we think! Plus all the t-shirts will cheer your miserable asses up. Don’t despair, we’re here to save you all. Perhaps. If you like this t-shirt by the way, why not check out some more of our funny slogan t-shirts by clicking here
Jackalope.
Ok so if you’re anywhere on planet Earth (but maybe excluding the US) we’ve got the t-shirt for you. As you all probably know it’s World cup time and whether your countries winning or loosing this t-shirt is sure to go down well.
See, we really hate with a passion how the US refers to NFL (that’s national football league, aka American football) as “football”, and proper football magically becomes ‘soccer’ – it just ain’t right i tell ya. How did it even get called that anyway? I see no socks in it, andas for NFL football, you notice there’s not a lot of foot action in it? Re-name it armball, then you can use footbll in the normal way! Live it up.
So to celebrate this poor and irritating use of the english language we’ve come up with this little number for you:
Click here for more details on this funny soccer shirt
it comes in five great colours, navy, pale blue, red, pink and black plus a wide range of sizes and styles to suit everyone.
Please buy it, if you give us money we’ll be total sell out whores and keep our fingers crossed your nation does well. And if you don’t buy it we’ll keep our fingers crossed thatyour football (or should that be soccer ball) gets replaced with a grenade. Enjoy kicking that bastard around.
That’s all for now,
Jackalope.
Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.
Number 3:
One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).
Number 2…
With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..
Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:
One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).
Jackalope, kiss, kiss.
At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;
Click here for more details of this new t-shirt
For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope
I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*
The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.
Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts 
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.
Jackalope.
Hello, a pick for this month is pretty tough because there’s so many great shirts out there. We’ve got over 200 for you to choose from – maybe you should buy one of each… we’d like that .
BUT I ain’t sitting here all day when I’ve got things to do. (or at least pretending to have things to do), so without further ado, here it is:
Click here for more details about this t-shirt
Why shoot heroine when you can shoot a heron up? I’m not sure how finely you’d have to grind it to get it into your vains but I’ll leave you to figure out the details. Maybe it’d be better to smoke it. That’ll teach those stupid birds for eating everyones goldfish. I guess you could roll your tobacco in their feathers, sounds pretty fancy to me, like something one of those lazy/secret whore prude victorian ladies would do in their big dresses.
Anyway back to the shirt…
It comes in a wide variety of seven sizes and five different colours, black, pale blue, red, pink and navy blue.You’ll have lots of fun and exciting antics enjoying the odd stares you get when people think you’re proclaiming yourself as a drug addict. Remember kids; drugs are bad.
Don’t you just love pissing everyone off? Well there’s no better way than by wearing an offensive shirt – you don’t even have to say or do anything excpet walk into a room to make everyone hate you.
IN at no. 3.
It’s funny cos its true, 9 out of 10 bus users are al qaeda members, the rest are just jerks.
Click here to check it out in more detail.
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click here to check it out in full
If you love shocking people and looking good then this is the shirt for you! Jiggling breasts might be pretty hot by themselves, but combined with a high pitched shrill of a rape victim they are even better.
1. our fave offensive tee;
An all time classic, that gets straight to the point. It’s not one to wear round to your Nan’s house that’s for sure.
Buy it here.
That’s the lot folks. If you’re into REALLY offensive t-shirts and want a whole site dedicated to them we suggest checking out our new sister site, dedicated to all you sicko’s out there – Offensive T-shirts UK which, if you can’t guess is a UK based site full of rude and offensive shirts at great prices.
Enjoy! Jackalope
It’s been a long, long time, but i thought i’d treat y’all to a posting. Here’s our very latest t-shirt:
Click here to buy one of these funny rabbits t-shirts
I’m not sure how many rabbits are killed on the UK roads each year, but it must be a hell of a lot. Celebrate some roadkill with one of these great t-shirts today!
It’s available in 5 colours, black, red, pale blue, navy blue, and a charming pink for that killer lady in your life, plus it comes in seven different sizes small, medium, large, extra large, XXL and a ladies fitted size 10 and 12.
If speed bumps are the bane of your life then this is definatley for you, or if you’re a rabbit and cars are the bane of your life it’ll also be suitable, just get it bought anyway.
I’ll leave you with this cheesy and irritating joke thing, don’t worry we promise not to make anything with naff slogans on like this:
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come you see so many dead rabbits on the roads?
p.s. keep comming back, lots more new t-shirts on the way over the next few weeks, plus some exciting developments, stay tuned!
Yeah that’s right folks, too busy to faff with our blog even, hence the lack of updates.
There’s that whole christmas rush thing on (but please keep buying, our beer supply depends on your hard earned capital coming our way), but you’ll be pleased to know and maybe slightly amazed to see a t-shirt design that’s brand new and exclusive to us here at teesbox.
Don’t go jerking off yet, let’s take a look at it first:
Click here to buy this funny t-shirt
Think of all the rebellious young ladies that will take fancy to you thinking you’re some heavy drinking bastard that’ll treat them like crap and be selfish in bed – that’s what ladies like, afaik anyway.
This shirt comes in 5 colours, red, pink, pale blue, navy blue and good old fashioned black, plus it comes in sizes small right through to XXL so there’s one for everyone, unless you’re a girl, ‘cos I can’t think why a lady would wear it, but just in case it comes in fitted sizes 10 and 12 (UK) anyway.
So that’s it for this rather brief blog post, I’m sure I’ll be posting again soon, and remember folks, keep buying our funny t-shirts.
Fifteen year old Jaz Bhogal of Leverington, Cambridgeshire was told that he could not purchase a packet of Haribo Wine Gums because he was underage.
After purchasing the packet of alcohol free sweets he was called back by the checkout worker from the 99p Store in Wisbech.
Bhogal told commented “He asked me how old I was and when I said I was 15 he said he couldn’t sell me the sweets.He said they had wine in them and pointed to the word wine on the packet, I was speechless.”
Company spokesman Graham Barnes said: “Because the Wisbech store opened fairly recently there seems to have been a very unfortunate glitch. We have rectified this and are sure it won’t happen again at any of our UK stores. and to show that we have a good sense of humour we would like to offer Jaz a nine-item voucher to spend in the store on condition that at least one of these products is wine gums.”
“HA” bloody “HA”, that’s their idea of humour? Forcing him to buy the wine gums that they formerly humiliated him with? Imagine at a brothel, the hooker sends you on your way, only to rape you later? Or if he’d have been trying to buy fags, and they’d have made him smoke 100′s, that’d be kinda like that thing parents to do to make their kids stop smoking. I never got that, I’m sure it gets most kids hooked after their 50th cigarette. Weirdos. It doesn’t work, imagine punishment for peado’s – here fiddle with a million kids, then see how you like it. I suspect they (the pervert, not the kids) would like it just fine.
Mmm, I guess it should be holey bank manager, I don’t think any bank manager could ever be percieved as ‘holy’.
Former Barclays bank manager, John Lynch of Apsely, hertfordshire has been recognised by the Guinness World Records authority for having the most body piercings.
After giving his job up as Barclays manager he got 241 piercings in total 150 of those being on his head and neck.
The seventy eight year-old said: “I gave up working at the bank all those years ago because I was a square peg in a round hole and I always wanted to get a few piercings and tattoos. I knew I wanted to stand out a bit from the crowd, and I could not do that at the bank… I never thought about breaking the record. I’ve always just done it because I like it, but it is quite an achievement. I was actually a few short so had 20 or so popped into my arms to bring up the numbers and if somebody beats me I’m sure I could always find space for a few more.”
I don’t know about you, but I’d trust my money with him. Maybe.
I wonder if they’d employ him like that, let’s face it, there’s not exactly much of a reputation for banks in the UK to harm is there? I vote bring him back, give him a bonus too…all in piercings, in fact why not make that go for all the high flying bankers, reward their greed with a few delightful pieces of metal stuck in their face.
