We’re spoiling you with a huge range of our geek and funny t shirts now, so you’d better be good to us and get buying them.
First up, check out this geek-fest:
If you’ve ever play Street fighter I, II(not to mention all it’s spin offs), Alpha, EX, Vs, III, or IV then this is the shirt for you, and if you haven’t heard of any of them where have you been the past 24 years?
Click here to check out this geek street fighter t shirt or check out the entire range, exclusive at geek t shirts uk
You’ll never forget your favourite special move again with this little beauty! It comes in a range of sizes and colours to suit everyone (well, almost everyone, Dhalsim – we’re really sorry but the sleeves aren’t long enough for your crazy Yoga moves). If nothing else it’s a good excuse to run around screaming ‘shoryuken’ like a mad man. Enjoy!
Speaking of mad men, if you are one and proud of it then visit this new t shirt to let everyone know that you’re officially out (and not in a gay way).
Since we last bothered to make a post about our funny t shirts, but you’ll notice we’ve kept our word and added lots and lots more to both teesbox and to our new sister site, nerd t shirts uk.
Heres the latest two for you to check out:
I did not escape they gave me a day pass t shirt
A great little t shirt for all you semi-sane kinda people out there, we know there’s lots of you so get buying it now!
And for the Trekkie in your life:
hab-sosli-quch geek t shirt
For those of you who aren’t learned in the ways of the Klingon empire it says “your mother has a smooth forehead”, very offensive if you happen to pride yourself on your head wrinkles.
Yes, your good friends at TeesBox.com have added another great site to their ever-expanding network. We hope you will enjoy our unique brand of humour as it makes it’s way to another much-loved genre with our latest site: Nerd T-Shirts UK.
There’s literally something for everyone, with nerdy jokes and humourous references from computers, science, TV & film. It’s the one stop shop for all your nerdy needs (for the purpose of this slogan we’re going to assume your nerdy needs extend to t-shirt wearing only)!
You’ll find hilarious designs such as:
Noah's Arcade T-Shirt
Wayne’s World fans will enjoy this nerdy reference, Noah’s Arcade was of course the Chicago based arcade chain they reluctantly endorsed after they sold out and moved from Wayne’s basement to a studio set.
E=MC Hammer T-Shirt
I’m afraid we can’t point you in the direction of the Hammer Pants to go with it, but this great t-shirt is sure to entice a wry smile from science and rap fans alike.
Flux Capacitor T-Shirt
Lets be honest, we all wanted a DeLorean in the 80′s following Spielberg’s classic Back to the Future series of films, however the lack of availability of Flux Capacitor’s somewhat dampened that dream for many. Well, let your dreams be damp no more (does that sound rude?) because the Flux Capacitor’s are here, with all the gigawatt’s you can handle. Great Scott!
For all these, and more, check out our new website: Nerd T-Shirts UK.
Here it is, a new shirt, and a new and delightfully cold season.
The front of it reads “Up and dressed, what more do you want?”
Click here to check it out in more detail
Remember we’re letting all our UK customers have free postage, so there’s no hidden charges!
If you’re a lazy (or even surly) guy, or better yet if you know one, then this is the shirt for you, if he struggles to even be bothered to get up and dressed he’ll love this new tshirt.
I’m sure there’s loads of you lazy sods out there so get buying now, it comes in a range of colours and sizes, so even if you’re really fat or really thin (i guess you might be so lazy you can’t be bothered to eat?) our shirts will fit you just fine.
Oh, and you don’t even have to get up and collect this shirt, purchase it now and it’ll get shoved through your mailbox by the end of the week. If you get on well with the postman maybe he’ll even dress you in it(remember to give him a good tip at Christmas if so, otherwise all your mail will disappear).
Jackalope
It’s been a fair old while since we last gave you some new funnies – we’ve been busy with offensive t shirts UK, so make sure to check that out for all the nasty t-shirts that come from the depths of hell.
SO on to our new shirt, here it is..
click here to check it out in more detail
the t shirt says it all, hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? You don’t wanna be playing with fire do you!?
Best to sit back, relax and take it easy in our opinion. No one wants to be stuck in some lousy office, especially on these nice rainy British Summer days, they might not be up to much, but they’re the best you’ll get, make the most of them we reckon. Oh yeah and by the way, if you are real busy working and making lots and lots of money we expect you to spend most of it on your ol’ pals at Teesbox, the home of funny t-shirts.
This shirt comes in a wide range of colours and styles to suit every body, no matter how fat or lazy from a wee size 10 to a mighty XXL.
Jackalope.
What with the UK’s crazy new government, the conservative/liberal democrats coalition we have been thinking a lot about class, like does fox hunting make you a toff or just a brutal bitch? Do all Conservative voters drive Jags and Mercs, or just the majority? Did anyone vote lib dem who wasn’t stoned within the last 3 hours?
They’re all important questions, but thankfully we’re not a political site, so have a t-shirt instead, you silly bourgeoisie.
This one seems kind of relevant, as far as they go;
click here for further details of this t-shirt
It comes in a wide range of styles and five different colours to suit all of your strangest body shapes and odd tastes.
We’re from the North of England so by default that makes us working class…i guess, even if we drove Ferrari’s we’d still live off of the state and eat only things that come out of a deep fryer. I hear if the economy gets any worse i hear we’ll all be working class anyway, so I’d advise circulating your money, spending lots of it here will really help we think! Plus all the t-shirts will cheer your miserable asses up. Don’t despair, we’re here to save you all. Perhaps. If you like this t-shirt by the way, why not check out some more of our funny slogan t-shirts by clicking here
Jackalope.
Ok so if you’re anywhere on planet Earth (but maybe excluding the US) we’ve got the t-shirt for you. As you all probably know it’s World cup time and whether your countries winning or loosing this t-shirt is sure to go down well.
See, we really hate with a passion how the US refers to NFL (that’s national football league, aka American football) as “football”, and proper football magically becomes ‘soccer’ – it just ain’t right i tell ya. How did it even get called that anyway? I see no socks in it, andas for NFL football, you notice there’s not a lot of foot action in it? Re-name it armball, then you can use footbll in the normal way! Live it up.
So to celebrate this poor and irritating use of the english language we’ve come up with this little number for you:
Click here for more details on this funny soccer shirt
it comes in five great colours, navy, pale blue, red, pink and black plus a wide range of sizes and styles to suit everyone.
Please buy it, if you give us money we’ll be total sell out whores and keep our fingers crossed your nation does well. And if you don’t buy it we’ll keep our fingers crossed thatyour football (or should that be soccer ball) gets replaced with a grenade. Enjoy kicking that bastard around.
That’s all for now,
Jackalope.
Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.
Number 3:
One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).
Number 2…
With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..
Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:
One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).
Jackalope, kiss, kiss.
At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;
Click here for more details of this new t-shirt
For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope
I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*
The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.
Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts 
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.
Jackalope.
Hello, a pick for this month is pretty tough because there’s so many great shirts out there. We’ve got over 200 for you to choose from – maybe you should buy one of each… we’d like that .
BUT I ain’t sitting here all day when I’ve got things to do. (or at least pretending to have things to do), so without further ado, here it is:
Click here for more details about this t-shirt
Why shoot heroine when you can shoot a heron up? I’m not sure how finely you’d have to grind it to get it into your vains but I’ll leave you to figure out the details. Maybe it’d be better to smoke it. That’ll teach those stupid birds for eating everyones goldfish. I guess you could roll your tobacco in their feathers, sounds pretty fancy to me, like something one of those lazy/secret whore prude victorian ladies would do in their big dresses.
Anyway back to the shirt…
It comes in a wide variety of seven sizes and five different colours, black, pale blue, red, pink and navy blue.You’ll have lots of fun and exciting antics enjoying the odd stares you get when people think you’re proclaiming yourself as a drug addict. Remember kids; drugs are bad.
It’s been a long, long time, but i thought i’d treat y’all to a posting. Here’s our very latest t-shirt:
Click here to buy one of these funny rabbits t-shirts
I’m not sure how many rabbits are killed on the UK roads each year, but it must be a hell of a lot. Celebrate some roadkill with one of these great t-shirts today!
It’s available in 5 colours, black, red, pale blue, navy blue, and a charming pink for that killer lady in your life, plus it comes in seven different sizes small, medium, large, extra large, XXL and a ladies fitted size 10 and 12.
If speed bumps are the bane of your life then this is definatley for you, or if you’re a rabbit and cars are the bane of your life it’ll also be suitable, just get it bought anyway.
I’ll leave you with this cheesy and irritating joke thing, don’t worry we promise not to make anything with naff slogans on like this:
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come you see so many dead rabbits on the roads?
p.s. keep comming back, lots more new t-shirts on the way over the next few weeks, plus some exciting developments, stay tuned!
Yeah that’s right folks, too busy to faff with our blog even, hence the lack of updates.
There’s that whole christmas rush thing on (but please keep buying, our beer supply depends on your hard earned capital coming our way), but you’ll be pleased to know and maybe slightly amazed to see a t-shirt design that’s brand new and exclusive to us here at teesbox.
Don’t go jerking off yet, let’s take a look at it first:
Click here to buy this funny t-shirt
Think of all the rebellious young ladies that will take fancy to you thinking you’re some heavy drinking bastard that’ll treat them like crap and be selfish in bed – that’s what ladies like, afaik anyway.
This shirt comes in 5 colours, red, pink, pale blue, navy blue and good old fashioned black, plus it comes in sizes small right through to XXL so there’s one for everyone, unless you’re a girl, ‘cos I can’t think why a lady would wear it, but just in case it comes in fitted sizes 10 and 12 (UK) anyway.
So that’s it for this rather brief blog post, I’m sure I’ll be posting again soon, and remember folks, keep buying our funny t-shirts.
Hit American TV show Heroes have used our Federal Boob Inspector t-shirt in their latest episode (Season 4, Episode 7). Unfortunately Hiro Nakamura picks the wrong shirt to wear (booooooooo) but we still thought it was pretty cool!
The scene is part of an ongoing plot where “master of time and space” Hiro is returning to the past to right the wrongs of his life. Let’s hope Hiro realises he chose the wrong t-shirt to wear and comes back for the Federal Boob Inspector tee at a later date!
FBI - Federal Boob Inspector - Rude T-Shirt
Don’t make the same mistake Hiro did, buy a Federal Boob Inspector tshirt now @ TeesBox.com!
It’s been a long, long while since we saw a new t-shirt, we know. But you can’t have everything, so here’s the first new one in months – there’ll be a second one soon though to make up for it so don’t go moaning to us just yet, otherwise we’ll up our prices and make you our sex slaves (or opium growing slaves, we haven’t decided yet).
Click here to buy this all new, all funny t-shirt
It’s kinda self spoofing, or is that self mocking, either way it is… so take a break from your funny and rude teesbox t-shirts with this..errr.. funny teesbox t-shirt. It’s perfect too to show off your lazy side, and right for every occasion.
It comes in a range of five different colours- pale blue, navy blue, black, red and a lady-like pink, and 2 styles – regular t-shirt style and ladies fitted style (to show off those interestin curvey bits) and in sizes small, medium, large, extra large and a grand extra extra large for those of you who love your food. I can’t think of much else to say about this one, so I think I should just leave it by saying “witty, long and exciting blog post here”.
