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More new Geek and funny t shirts

Jackalope — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:16:44 +0000

We’re spoiling you with a huge range of our geek and funny t shirts now, so you’d better be good to us and get buying them.
First up, check out this geek-fest:
If you’ve ever play Street fighter I, II(not to mention all it’s spin offs), Alpha, EX, Vs, III, or IV then this is the shirt for you, and if you haven’t heard of any of them where have you been the past 24 years?

Click here to check out this geek street fighter t shirt or check out the entire range, exclusive at geek t shirts uk
You’ll never forget your favourite special move again with this little beauty! It comes in a range of sizes and colours to suit everyone (well, almost everyone, Dhalsim – we’re really sorry but the sleeves aren’t long enough for your crazy Yoga moves). If nothing else it’s a good excuse to run around screaming ‘shoryuken’ like a mad man. Enjoy!

Speaking of mad men, if you are one and proud of it then visit this new t shirt to let everyone know that you’re officially out (and not in a gay way).

So nearly a whole year has passed

Jackalope — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:11:03 +0000

Since we last bothered to make a post about our funny t shirts, but you’ll notice we’ve kept our word and added lots and lots more to both teesbox and to our new sister site, nerd t shirts uk.
Heres the latest two for you to check out:

I did not escape they gave me a day pass t shirt
A great little t shirt for all you semi-sane kinda people out there, we know there’s lots of you so get buying it now!

And for the Trekkie in your life:

hab-sosli-quch geek t shirt
For those of you who aren’t learned in the ways of the Klingon empire it says “your mother has a smooth forehead”, very offensive if you happen to pride yourself on your head wrinkles.

The TeesBox family is expanding…

Jason — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:43:34 +0000

Yes, your good friends at TeesBox.com have added another great site to their ever-expanding network. We hope you will enjoy our unique brand of humour as it makes it’s way to another much-loved genre with our latest site: Nerd T-Shirts UK.

There’s literally something for everyone, with nerdy jokes and humourous references from computers, science, TV & film. It’s the one stop shop for all your nerdy needs (for the purpose of this slogan we’re going to assume your nerdy needs extend to t-shirt wearing only)!

You’ll find hilarious designs such as:

Noah's Arcade T-Shirt

Wayne’s World fans will enjoy this nerdy reference, Noah’s Arcade was of course the Chicago based arcade chain they reluctantly endorsed after they sold out and moved from Wayne’s basement to a studio set.

E=MC Hammer T-Shirt

I’m afraid we can’t point you in the direction of the Hammer Pants to go with it, but this great t-shirt is sure to entice a wry smile from science and rap fans alike.

Flux Capacitor T-Shirt

Lets be honest, we all wanted a DeLorean in the 80′s following Spielberg’s classic Back to the Future series of films, however the lack of availability of Flux Capacitor’s somewhat dampened that dream for many. Well, let your dreams be damp no more (does that sound rude?) because the Flux Capacitor’s are here, with all the gigawatt’s you can handle. Great Scott!

For all these, and more, check out our new website: Nerd T-Shirts UK.

Summer’s over, and we have a t-shirt for you to get cold in

Jackalope — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:43:35 +0000

Here it is, a new shirt, and a new and delightfully cold season.

The front of it reads “Up and dressed, what more do you want?”
Click here to check it out in more detail
Remember we’re letting all our UK customers have free postage, so there’s no hidden charges!

If you’re a lazy (or even surly) guy, or better yet if you know one, then this is the shirt for you, if he struggles to even be bothered to get up and dressed he’ll love this new tshirt.

I’m sure there’s loads of you lazy sods out there so get buying now, it comes in a range of colours and sizes, so even if you’re really fat or really thin (i guess you might be so lazy you can’t be bothered to eat?) our shirts will fit you just fine.
Oh, and you don’t even have to get up and collect this shirt, purchase it now and it’ll get shoved through your mailbox by the end of the week. If you get on well with the postman maybe he’ll even dress you in it(remember to give him a good tip at Christmas if so, otherwise all your mail will disappear).
Jackalope

New funny t-shirt

Jackalope — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:22:39 +0000

It’s been a fair old while since we last gave you some new funnies – we’ve been busy with offensive t shirts UK, so make sure to check that out for all the nasty t-shirts that come from the depths of hell.
SO on to our new shirt, here it is..

click here to check it out in more detail

the t shirt says it all, hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? You don’t wanna be playing with fire do you!?
Best to sit back, relax and take it easy in our opinion. No one wants to be stuck in some lousy office, especially on these nice rainy British Summer days, they might not be up to much, but they’re the best you’ll get, make the most of them we reckon. Oh yeah and by the way, if you are real busy working and making lots and lots of money we expect you to spend most of it on your ol’ pals at Teesbox, the home of funny t-shirts.

This shirt comes in a wide range of colours and styles to suit every body, no matter how fat or lazy from a wee size 10 to a mighty XXL.

Jackalope.

What class are you?

Jackalope — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:14:22 +0000

What with the UK’s crazy new government, the conservative/liberal democrats coalition we have been thinking a lot about class, like does fox hunting make you a toff or just a brutal bitch? Do all Conservative voters drive Jags and Mercs, or just the majority? Did anyone vote lib dem who wasn’t stoned within the last 3 hours?
They’re all important questions, but thankfully we’re not a political site, so have a t-shirt instead, you silly bourgeoisie.
This one seems kind of relevant, as far as they go;

click here for further details of this t-shirt
It comes in a wide range of styles and five different colours to suit all of your strangest body shapes and odd tastes.
We’re from the North of England so by default that makes us working class…i guess, even if we drove Ferrari’s we’d still live off of the state and eat only things that come out of a deep fryer. I hear if the economy gets any worse i hear we’ll all be working class anyway, so I’d advise circulating your money, spending lots of it here will really help we think! Plus all the t-shirts will cheer your miserable asses up. Don’t despair, we’re here to save you all. Perhaps. If you like this t-shirt by the way, why not check out some more of our funny slogan t-shirts by clicking here

Jackalope.

Funny ‘soccer’ t-shirts available now

Jackalope — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:04:34 +0000

Ok so if you’re anywhere on planet Earth (but maybe excluding the US) we’ve got the t-shirt for you. As you all probably know it’s World cup time and whether your countries winning or loosing this t-shirt is sure to go down well.
See, we really hate with a passion how the US refers to NFL (that’s national football league, aka American football) as “football”, and proper football magically becomes ‘soccer’ – it just ain’t right i tell ya. How did it even get called that anyway? I see no socks in it, andas for NFL football, you notice there’s not a lot of foot action in it? Re-name it armball, then you can use footbll in the normal way! Live it up.
So to celebrate this poor and irritating use of the english language we’ve come up with this little number for you:

Click here for more details on this funny soccer shirt
it comes in five great colours, navy, pale blue, red, pink and black plus a wide range of sizes and styles to suit everyone.
Please buy it, if you give us money we’ll be total sell out whores and keep our fingers crossed your nation does well. And if you don’t buy it we’ll keep our fingers crossed thatyour football (or should that be soccer ball) gets replaced with a grenade. Enjoy kicking that bastard around.

That’s all for now,
Jackalope.

Top 3 Summer t-shirts!

Jackalope — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:42:03 +0000

Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.

Number 3:

One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).

Number 2…

With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..

Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:

One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).

Jackalope, kiss, kiss.

All new funny t-shirt!

Jackalope — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:59:40 +0000

At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;

Click here for more details of this new t-shirt

For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope

May T-shirt of the month

Jackalope — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:32:47 +0000

I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*

Game Over funny shirt

The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.

Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.

Jackalope.