Horny t-shirt review…That’s a review of a t-shirt with “Horny” written on it (see below) not a hot and sexy review of one of our shirts you understand!
So I decied to pick this t-shirt…
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Why you ask? Well I took a peek today at what you folks have been finding us for in the ol’ search results, turns out one of our top phrases that we’re found for is something along the lines of “Lindsay Lohan XXX”…I meen, come on, seriously, why out of all the pictures of ladies on the net (and let’s face it there’s plenty) would you want to spill your seed to Lindsay L? Let’s actually take a look at her:
So that’s the best material you can come up with to gawk at?! Hardly a hot pic if you ak me, I typed in something along the lines of ‘cute blonde’ on google image search and got this much more interesting girl in about 3 seconds:
Sure she looks like she has black demon eyes and she probably is some crack whore that nailings alot like throwing a sausage down a tunnel, but surely the fact she actually takes her kit off is a bonus, you don’t have to search for hours on dodgy websites to find her showing a bit of boob or something? Think about it next time you balls are full and you’re on the net, I suspect you’ll appreciate it then.
Jackalope
As you may have guessed from the title, this is our funny t-shirt subject of todays review:
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I’m not much of a KFC fan, which incidentally this t-shirt legally has nothing to do with if anyone asks, and I’m not sure if the Colonel would agree with me when I say I love this shirt, infact it’s…finger tripping good. Notice how wild his hair is, it kinda reminds me of that scene from Airplane! “I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!”
Usually our t-shirts come in 5 colours, but this is only in one – white and red, because it’d be lame in anything else, BUT it does come in 2 different styles and seven different sizes including a ladies fitted size 10 and 12. We DARE you to wear this into a certain fast food outlet, I haven’t tried to yet, but I’m going to, I suspect it’ll be quite entertaining. Screw them and their horribly farmed chicken (go free range!).
As Bugs B. would say – assuming Colonel S hasn’t BBQ’d him and tried to pass him off as some kind of chicken meal, That’s all Folks.
Ah, our second review, that’d be II in Roman Numerals…No..no.. must resist urge to go back to random time frame picks and their glorious array of X’s and V’s.
As you may, or may not know the MOD here in the UK released lots of details about UFO and alien encounters between 1981 and 1996 this week. The “X-Files”, I was going to paste in a bunch of articles about it, but frankly I’m too lazy, and half othem are probably silly anyway, like them “lemonhead alien” ones, though that’s actually one of the more convincing stories and there’s a few that are very convincing in there.
I’m not sure why aliens seem to like probing peoples anuses (should that be anusi? I’m not sure on the plural) so much, but this funny t-shirt celebrates it, so basque in its gentle humour:
Click here to buy! The shirt’s available in 7 sizes, 2 styles and 5 great colours.
If you do know what aliens are looking for with their probing, why not let us know, I’ve watched every X-files episode and I’m still non the wiser, oh and what’s the deal with turning cows inside out? You’d think if you travelled 70 lightyears to get here you’d do something more fun than that… maybe they’re not satisfied with PacMan? The one thing I love most of all about aliens and UFO’s is all the big glowing lights… like if you’re trying to hide and be secret a 10,000 watt bulb ain’t the way to do it. Infact neither is flying around in a big silver disk over towns, can’t they paint it blue or something to match the ol’ sky? A few fluffy clouds on it’s underside and those flying saucers might no look so intimidating to us mere humans?
Jackalope.
So no more random time frame pick things, now its these much more fancy reviews, the content will most probably be the same BUT behold the slighty nicer name of ‘review’. Well let’s get on with it then, todays review is of:
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So I’ve had a few people come up to me and say they don’t get this t-shirt, like is it suppost to be funny or what? Well I guess those people didn’t have the net, or didn’t ever stray onto any sites which were more adult than Winnie the Pooh, cos I constantly see this kinda thing:
Are they fooling anyone? I meen, do people (ok, men) really think some hot (or not so hot loking at the second pics face) ladies are really desperate to get nailed and the only way they can think of getting some is to log on and give creeps online their addresses? I doubt it. It’s hard to believe these are even genuine, if I didn’t know better I’d think they were spoofs. What happens when you sign up? You go to a site with 200 other loser men and not a woman in sight (or should that be “site”) – except for maybe a lazy ass hooker, who can’t even be arsed to wait on a street corner. Mock them anyway buy purchasing the t-shirt, people will enjoy it, you’ll enjoy waring it and we’ll enjoy knowing we’ve got your money.
Jackalope.
So us kind folks at Teesbox t-shirts are giving our all new Prize Bullocks Award to Sheryl Crow, for her war on the monster that is toilet paper. We quote from her website “only one square [of toilet paper] per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”. and you might think “well fair enough if that’s what she wants to do” but you’d be wrong, she wants you to do it too, with laws to enforce it “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
Maybe it’s just me but I doubt it, one square is rarely ever enough, half a roll on a bad day, an a little less on a good day, sure I might be harming the environment but at least I ain’t polluting society with my stinky ass. So there you have it, we can only conclude Sheryl, you have a dirty arse.
Why not buy a prize bullocks t-shirt while you’re here, it comes in 7 different sizes, two different styles (regular and fitted) and five great colours.
So next time you’re jerking off to Ms Crow (especially if you’re imagining anal) or heck, if she’s smashing your door down to get to your pants you’d better remember, make sure that ass is clean- maybe you can stuff some Kleenex in there while she’s not looking? Watch out for that Klingon!
Jackalope
Yeah the title’s right, like i said last post I think i’ve just had about enough of these random picks what with their roman numerals and pointless titles, maybe I’ll never be regarded as a great nhilist of my generation, but, who cares.
Anyway, here is our 30th and final pick of the random timeframe, interestingly enough 30 in roman numerals coms up as XXX, so it’s like their equivilent of our 69 (as a “naughty number”). I remember some kid at school asking me why it was called a “69″ and after carefully explaining it, it was clear he still didn’t get it, I wonder if he ever worked it out, it’s not the sort of thing you can really ask is it?
Enough ramblings…
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So why’s it funny, the slow one’s amongst you may ask, well…. if you’re wearing a shirt that reads “I’m topless” then how can you possibly be topless? Get it? Get it? No? Nevermind.
I guess you’re all expecting me to finish this post with some delightful busty blonde with no top on? Keep on dreaming, at Teesbox we always like to do things a little differently, you can have three pics of women, bottomless! Bottomless is the new topless if you ask me, think how easy it’ll be to piss and crap anywhere you like, no more undo-ing buttons and zips (no more wiping either, air drying and rain water cleaning is the future my friends, or if you’re really filthy dive into the sea).
I wouldn’t mind going down with these 3.
Jackalope.
Well I’ve decided to do the last ever “t-shirt funny pick of the random time frame” tommorrow! So I figure this new t-shirt’s kinda appropriate for that, so without further delay here it is:
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See, I thought to myself I’d do the funny picks of the random time frames up to number 1000, and no I have no idea what one thousand is in roman numerals, oh hang on, isn’t it M? Mmm I’d have enjoyed seeing “m” there, never mind, I’ve made my decision and I’m sticking to it, and like it ironically says “I always finish what I st..” You don’t need it explaining, I hope.
So this shirt’s available in 5 different sizes, from the biggest down, XXL, XL, L, M, and you guessed it…S, plus for women (or for men if you’re a bit oddly shaped) two other fitted sizes – s10 and s12 to show off your good bits.
It comes in 5 different colours, pink, navy, pale blue, red and good ol’ black so there’s something for you all.
Look out for my last pick tommorrow, I’m having to think of something else after that, but it’ll be even better (or should that be “betterer”) like I can’t believe it’s not betterer.
Have a great weekend from all the Teesbox team, Jackalope
I may quit these random time frame thingies at 30, there’s only so much one man can take, then you can put up with them being called “reviews” like probably most other t-shirts sites do. So ha, that’ll teach ya (for what, I do not know).
SO anyway for a fishy number (anyone else out there think 29 is a strange one?) a fish related t-shirt
So I guess this is pretty much the ideal t-shirt for anyone – people who wear sports brands, people who hate sports brands, people who fish…..people…who don’t fish etc. etc. It comes in a great range of colours, styles and sizes too to make sure it fits your body like a glove (weird expression, in my experience gloves don’t often fit too well and no one cares if they don’t).
Click here to buy this funny fishing t-shirt or click here to browse the rest of our t-shirts. Wether you’re small or XXL we’ve got your size ready and waiting in stock.
I’ve never seen anyone catch a Tuna, are they around in the UK? I’ve seen one or two carps in my time though. Let us know about the Tuna, in our quest for knowledge, to boldly go where lots of other people have gone before.
Jackalope.
An all new line of t-shirts has joined our ranks, behold!:
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So yeah, it’s kinda a confusing message you might say- how can one be topless if one is wearing a fine teesbox t-shirt? The answer? We don’t know/care but it’ll annoy people and waste their time thinking about it and isn’t that what really matters in life?
Now I was trying to think of something funny to do with toplessness, like maybe the best topless scenes in movies or even some of the topless people from Google Earth, but, lets face it, the topless scenes in movies are usually about 3 seconds long in crappy lighting and the Google Earth ones are so hard to make out I think half the people that touch themselves thinking they’re perving on a naked lady are actually jerking off to a telephone box.
This shirts available in 5 great colours- navy blue, black, pale blue, red and an ever so fetching pink. It comes in 7 different sizes, ladies size 10 and ladies size 12, and for the funny t-shirts for men (or a non fitted lady size) small, medium, large, XL and a generous XXL – no matter how much skin you have to cover we’ve got it.. err…covered. Our prices are fixed too, so if you’re chunky you don’t pay a penny more than a skinny guy.
A great t-shirt today, both funny AND rude, what more could a mortal ask for- well maybe there is some stuff but we bet you can’t get much of it for a mere £10.99?
So far we’ve only sold these to men, i cant see why a lady would buy one of these t-shirts, but who knows, I’m sure some one out there will want one.
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You know though, some men can suck it themselves, “autofellatio” – i’d avoid searching it on google image search, unless that kinda thing floats your boat. Apparently (according to the ever accurate Wikipedia) approx 2 or 3 men per every thousand can perform this..act..on themselves, i guess theres a reason why natures stopped us evolving that way though, otherwise we’d never have the need to leave the house. It’s be kinda like the infinity snake, you know the ouroboros thing, like in Red Dwarf on the side of the box Lister was found in. 
I doubt you could live on eating and drinking your soldiers all day long, but I’m no scientist. I’m just here to sell t-shirts.
Jackalope
New t-shirts are here again to add to your Summer wardrobe. Well, I think it’s Summer anyway, aside from all the rain and wind and coldness it’s sort of Summery. You don’t see many bikinis in Doncaster, and for that, I am truely grateful!
Here’s what you’ve been waiting for anyway:
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It’s pretty obvious what this shirt is all about, I’m sure even the slow ones of you out there (of which I’m sure there are plenty of you, wandering around picking your noses and resembling Stimpy ala Ren & Stimpy) understand it.
I can’t help but be reminded for some reason of the final closing scenes of Waynes World with this t-shirt, don’t know why, but anyway I’ve googled the ending scene now so you can have a list of them hopefully for your ammusement, and if not, then get lost:
The Sad Ending
Frankie tells Cassandra it’s the wrong time, and an electrical fire starts from the TV broadcasting equipment. While Wayne walks out of the burned-down house with a dead Garth, Cassandra lies in paradise with Benjamin while he says to the camera “You didn’t really think she’d end up with Wayne, did you?”
The Scooby-Doo Ending
Wayne pulls off Benjamin’s face to reveal that he’s actually Old Man Withers, from the haunted ammusement park at the start of the movie, who then says in Scooby-doo fashion “And I would have gotten away with it too,if it hadn’t been for you snooping kids!”
The Mega-Happy Ending
Frankie gives Cassandra a 6 album record deal, and Russel and Garth’s friends who keeps saying “I love you” get together, while he announces how he discovered that “platonic love can exist between two grown men”.
Excellent! Sorry.
Ah lucky number 24.
Right for my pick today it’s this funny little number:
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I figured this one’s probably a good choice at the moment as, here in the UK there’s been all the school exams on, you know, GCSE’s and that sort of thing, it brings back a few memories. I think I did actually peak at 15 too, I was one of the smarter one’s in the class then, by 16, when it mattered for doing the ol’ GCSE’s I was kinda average, in the middle, and for the few exams I did after that, aged 17 plus I did pretty bad at. So if like me (and lets face it, you want to be) you peaked in your mid teens celebrate it with one of these t-shirts today.
Hopefully though your horemones have calmed down since you were 15, although on the downside it probably meens you can’t ejeculate 7 foot into the air every hour on the hour, like some super fertile drinking fountain. It’s not just me that hates those little fountains of kids pissing is it? I’m sure the first time someone made one it was pretty witty and cool but now…now…it’s just horrifying, the old peado paranoid society that we are in the UK though will probably see them banned in a year or two anyway.
Ah funny AND rude t-shirts today:
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Wether you enjoy banging or playing drums, or both then this is the t-shirt for you.
Speaking of instruments and stuff I keep seeing a Nintendo ad for a game called Rhythm Paradise..
You have to tap the Ds’s screen in time with the characters on screen and thus build up your time keeping and rhythm etc. Maybe it’s just me but shouldn’t this game have a cover more like this:
They could still use the same catchphrase “can you keep up with the rhythm?” but the on screen visuals would be much more entertaining we reckon. In fact maybe it should be on the national curriculum and maybe instead of a game you should get an actual lady to practise on, she could say “faster”, “slower” and even add an extra dimension “go deeper” to it all. I bet it’d be everyones favourite class in no time.
It could replace those boring music classes where you have to sit playing some crappy casio keyboard for 50 mins?
I don’t know where they’d get the ladies from, but I doubt we’re to far away from being able to create and clone a horny blonde (i.e. the perfect woman) in a lab somewhere.
Interesting stuff anyway, if you find it offensive it’s ment to be humorous, and if you don’t find it humorous then it’s ment to be serious.
Time for another line up of new t-shirts, people.
Here’s todays:
Click here to buy one of these funny comedy I heart drunk girls t-shirts
Drunk girls amaze and inspire us regularly. What won’t they do? We got some pretty pictures of them, most we can’t show you but here’s a few entertaining ones:
Look what a great time she’s having, we reckon the panties came off 5 mins after the photo was taken (check out the smile on the guys face) and a great time was had by all.
Maybe not quite as inviting pose as the first girl, but we appreciate she co-ordinated the boots and sick bucket.
She’ll let you do anything you want to her, any hole, any time (as long as it’s while she’s still wasted).
A whole pile of drunk girls, we’d put our money on the one on the right in the red and black top, she’s all touchy feely over the other girls, but she’s kinda left out of the pile, we’d happily lay on top of her for a bit to make her feel better though.
Anyway, that’s enough pictures for now. Before you go don’t forget to have a butchers at our funny, rude and sometimes offensive t-shirts. They’re all great value and all the shirts come in a wide range of colours ad sizes to suit everyone. Happy drunk girl hunting.
Jackalope
I was out hiding in some bushes doing my morning shit when I heard a couple go by, thinking they might want to look at my anus or touch my rectum I kept very quiet and still, they didn’t see or feel me, phew! But they were talking, like little babies “Aw, I’ll mith yoooo too sugar muffin”. Ha, I can’t even hear anyone get called Honey Bunny without thinking of Pulp Fiction. So Pet names, the way to lose all you credibility in one single second. I seem to be hearing them alot latley, pookie, sweetcheeks and let’s not forget honey.
What’s it all about? Are they transferable? Upon seperation who even owns the rights to them? Once a Cuddlybear always a cuddlybear?
One thing I think most of us have been called at some point or another is special – “you’re so special”? In the same way Special K is special right? I’m worth £1.80 and I go all soggy at the sight of milk?
Rebel against the lameness of it all with this humorous t-shirt:
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Your cutey, Jackalope, the t-shirt honey bunny
