It’s been a fair old while since we last gave you some new funnies – we’ve been busy with offensive t shirts UK, so make sure to check that out for all the nasty t-shirts that come from the depths of hell.
SO on to our new shirt, here it is..
click here to check it out in more detail
the t shirt says it all, hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? You don’t wanna be playing with fire do you!?
Best to sit back, relax and take it easy in our opinion. No one wants to be stuck in some lousy office, especially on these nice rainy British Summer days, they might not be up to much, but they’re the best you’ll get, make the most of them we reckon. Oh yeah and by the way, if you are real busy working and making lots and lots of money we expect you to spend most of it on your ol’ pals at Teesbox, the home of funny t-shirts.
This shirt comes in a wide range of colours and styles to suit every body, no matter how fat or lazy from a wee size 10 to a mighty XXL.
Jackalope.
At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;
Click here for more details of this new t-shirt
For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope
It’s been a long, long time, but i thought i’d treat y’all to a posting. Here’s our very latest t-shirt:
Click here to buy one of these funny rabbits t-shirts
I’m not sure how many rabbits are killed on the UK roads each year, but it must be a hell of a lot. Celebrate some roadkill with one of these great t-shirts today!
It’s available in 5 colours, black, red, pale blue, navy blue, and a charming pink for that killer lady in your life, plus it comes in seven different sizes small, medium, large, extra large, XXL and a ladies fitted size 10 and 12.
If speed bumps are the bane of your life then this is definatley for you, or if you’re a rabbit and cars are the bane of your life it’ll also be suitable, just get it bought anyway.
I’ll leave you with this cheesy and irritating joke thing, don’t worry we promise not to make anything with naff slogans on like this:
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come you see so many dead rabbits on the roads?
p.s. keep comming back, lots more new t-shirts on the way over the next few weeks, plus some exciting developments, stay tuned!
Yeah that’s right folks, too busy to faff with our blog even, hence the lack of updates.
There’s that whole christmas rush thing on (but please keep buying, our beer supply depends on your hard earned capital coming our way), but you’ll be pleased to know and maybe slightly amazed to see a t-shirt design that’s brand new and exclusive to us here at teesbox.
Don’t go jerking off yet, let’s take a look at it first:
Click here to buy this funny t-shirt
Think of all the rebellious young ladies that will take fancy to you thinking you’re some heavy drinking bastard that’ll treat them like crap and be selfish in bed – that’s what ladies like, afaik anyway.
This shirt comes in 5 colours, red, pink, pale blue, navy blue and good old fashioned black, plus it comes in sizes small right through to XXL so there’s one for everyone, unless you’re a girl, ‘cos I can’t think why a lady would wear it, but just in case it comes in fitted sizes 10 and 12 (UK) anyway.
So that’s it for this rather brief blog post, I’m sure I’ll be posting again soon, and remember folks, keep buying our funny t-shirts.
It’s been a long, long while since we saw a new t-shirt, we know. But you can’t have everything, so here’s the first new one in months – there’ll be a second one soon though to make up for it so don’t go moaning to us just yet, otherwise we’ll up our prices and make you our sex slaves (or opium growing slaves, we haven’t decided yet).
Click here to buy this all new, all funny t-shirt
It’s kinda self spoofing, or is that self mocking, either way it is… so take a break from your funny and rude teesbox t-shirts with this..errr.. funny teesbox t-shirt. It’s perfect too to show off your lazy side, and right for every occasion.
It comes in a range of five different colours- pale blue, navy blue, black, red and a lady-like pink, and 2 styles – regular t-shirt style and ladies fitted style (to show off those interestin curvey bits) and in sizes small, medium, large, extra large and a grand extra extra large for those of you who love your food. I can’t think of much else to say about this one, so I think I should just leave it by saying “witty, long and exciting blog post here”.
So you nerdy nerds, these are for you:
In at number 3:
Don’t you just hate it when you see someone from your past, like from school or something and they see you and run up to you all excited, chat for 2 mins and then say:
“Dude, you used to be cool!?!”
Eugh, seriously, no I didn’t. Losers. For more details go here
Umero Numero 2?
Do you miss floppy disks? Or snigger at there lowly 1.44mb capacity. If so then this is the t-shirt for you my friend. It’s a little rude, but in a geeky way. Who knows maybe some fine lady will want to see if you hae any other 3.5″ floppies on your person (Like stashed in the soles of your shoes with a couple of SNES Roms and a midi file of the Wombles theme tune all hidden safely away). Huzzah! See here for more details on this nerd t-shirt
And the big ONE…
It’s the classic…
Screw GUI’s, long live DOS, there was atime typing away with clever stuff on your PC (or should i say IBM compatible personal computer) made you look cool..ish. Show your nerdy ways with this hilarious t-shirt, it’s a good way to make friends (and probably enemies aka bullies) too – the people the understand the gag will enjoy it. Check it out here
Well I’ve decided to do the last ever “t-shirt funny pick of the random time frame” tommorrow! So I figure this new t-shirt’s kinda appropriate for that, so without further delay here it is:
Click here to buy it!
See, I thought to myself I’d do the funny picks of the random time frames up to number 1000, and no I have no idea what one thousand is in roman numerals, oh hang on, isn’t it M? Mmm I’d have enjoyed seeing “m” there, never mind, I’ve made my decision and I’m sticking to it, and like it ironically says “I always finish what I st..” You don’t need it explaining, I hope.
So this shirt’s available in 5 different sizes, from the biggest down, XXL, XL, L, M, and you guessed it…S, plus for women (or for men if you’re a bit oddly shaped) two other fitted sizes – s10 and s12 to show off your good bits.
It comes in 5 different colours, pink, navy, pale blue, red and good ol’ black so there’s something for you all.
Look out for my last pick tommorrow, I’m having to think of something else after that, but it’ll be even better (or should that be “betterer”) like I can’t believe it’s not betterer.
Have a great weekend from all the Teesbox team, Jackalope
An all new line of t-shirts has joined our ranks, behold!:
Click here to buy one of these t-shirts
Click here to view the rest of our range.
So yeah, it’s kinda a confusing message you might say- how can one be topless if one is wearing a fine teesbox t-shirt? The answer? We don’t know/care but it’ll annoy people and waste their time thinking about it and isn’t that what really matters in life?
Now I was trying to think of something funny to do with toplessness, like maybe the best topless scenes in movies or even some of the topless people from Google Earth, but, lets face it, the topless scenes in movies are usually about 3 seconds long in crappy lighting and the Google Earth ones are so hard to make out I think half the people that touch themselves thinking they’re perving on a naked lady are actually jerking off to a telephone box.
This shirts available in 5 great colours- navy blue, black, pale blue, red and an ever so fetching pink. It comes in 7 different sizes, ladies size 10 and ladies size 12, and for the funny t-shirts for men (or a non fitted lady size) small, medium, large, XL and a generous XXL – no matter how much skin you have to cover we’ve got it.. err…covered. Our prices are fixed too, so if you’re chunky you don’t pay a penny more than a skinny guy.
New t-shirts are here again to add to your Summer wardrobe. Well, I think it’s Summer anyway, aside from all the rain and wind and coldness it’s sort of Summery. You don’t see many bikinis in Doncaster, and for that, I am truely grateful!
Here’s what you’ve been waiting for anyway:
Click here to buy this game over t-shirt or click here to see the rest of our t-shirts
It’s pretty obvious what this shirt is all about, I’m sure even the slow ones of you out there (of which I’m sure there are plenty of you, wandering around picking your noses and resembling Stimpy ala Ren & Stimpy) understand it.
I can’t help but be reminded for some reason of the final closing scenes of Waynes World with this t-shirt, don’t know why, but anyway I’ve googled the ending scene now so you can have a list of them hopefully for your ammusement, and if not, then get lost:
The Sad Ending
Frankie tells Cassandra it’s the wrong time, and an electrical fire starts from the TV broadcasting equipment. While Wayne walks out of the burned-down house with a dead Garth, Cassandra lies in paradise with Benjamin while he says to the camera “You didn’t really think she’d end up with Wayne, did you?”
The Scooby-Doo Ending
Wayne pulls off Benjamin’s face to reveal that he’s actually Old Man Withers, from the haunted ammusement park at the start of the movie, who then says in Scooby-doo fashion “And I would have gotten away with it too,if it hadn’t been for you snooping kids!”
The Mega-Happy Ending
Frankie gives Cassandra a 6 album record deal, and Russel and Garth’s friends who keeps saying “I love you” get together, while he announces how he discovered that “platonic love can exist between two grown men”.
Excellent! Sorry.
Time for another line up of new t-shirts, people.
Here’s todays:
Click here to buy one of these funny comedy I heart drunk girls t-shirts
Drunk girls amaze and inspire us regularly. What won’t they do? We got some pretty pictures of them, most we can’t show you but here’s a few entertaining ones:
Look what a great time she’s having, we reckon the panties came off 5 mins after the photo was taken (check out the smile on the guys face) and a great time was had by all.
Maybe not quite as inviting pose as the first girl, but we appreciate she co-ordinated the boots and sick bucket.
She’ll let you do anything you want to her, any hole, any time (as long as it’s while she’s still wasted).
A whole pile of drunk girls, we’d put our money on the one on the right in the red and black top, she’s all touchy feely over the other girls, but she’s kinda left out of the pile, we’d happily lay on top of her for a bit to make her feel better though.
Anyway, that’s enough pictures for now. Before you go don’t forget to have a butchers at our funny, rude and sometimes offensive t-shirts. They’re all great value and all the shirts come in a wide range of colours ad sizes to suit everyone. Happy drunk girl hunting.
Jackalope
