It’s well and truely Summer, well as near as it gets to Summer here in the UK anyway, so we’re releasing lot’s of new t-shirts for you to wear on these slightly hotter, kinda sunny days.
Joining our line up today is a funny t-shirt, for anyone who’s overweight so that’s everyone pretty much in UK, US, Spain, Australia, Canada, Ireland, and pretty much the rest of the world – unless you’re in one of those countries where everyone’s starving to death, in which case you’ve probably got bigger fish to fry (pardon the unfortunate pun) than worrying about a new tee shirt on the ol’ internet.
SO without further delay here it is:
Click here to buy one of these new funny t-shirts
Or
click here to check out the rest of our t-shirts
At least if you wear this people will know it’s burgers that are to blame and not your limited knowledge of contraception.
Anyone remember that “man” that got pregnant?
That’d have surely made our Friday Funny News ..if we’d been running it at the time. I saw some show on him, and wasn’t very suprised to find out he’d been born a woman. If he was a proper man (like Arnie in the movie Junior) I’d have been impressed though, and kinda disturbed, I meen, how’s he gona squeeze that thing out? Mr Schwarzenegger made a pretty unlikely Doctor in the film, though it seemed no more unlikey than him atually getting to be Governor of California I guess – our advice to him, stick to playing emotionless, wooden (in an acting sense), metal (in a mechanical sense) robots.
Seems like a long long time since we did a good old fashioned offensive t-shirts, the sort you should wear in the day time, in front of lots of innocent children.
So here they are, all new:
Click here to buy one of these “I’m Just a Big Fucking Ray of Sunshine, Aren’t I?” offensive t-shirts
It comes in 5 different colours, each and every one is billiant with this t-shirt, I’d pick navy blue, but that’s me. Yeah, if you bring the room down with a thud then this is the t-shirt for you! I’m sure there’s one or two goth’s and emo’s and stuff out there too who should be wearing this thing. Self-mockery is never a bad thing. Notice the word “fuck” in there, if you’re still of school age, why not wear it in class one day, see if you can get kicked out (AKA a day off for free), if you do remember to send us your teachers name so we can publically humiliate them on the ol’ internet for being too lame to get the funny side of this t-shirt.
And if you’re not ito this shirt (which you should be, we all like it, so should you) we’ve got something for everyone on our t-shirts homepage.
It’s probably not the most flashy looking t-shirt we sell but it’s the wearer that makes the t-shirt with this one.
Click ‘ere to purchase this funny t-shirt
Cick ‘ere to check out the rest of the hilarious line up
We like the irony of this shirt, like you’ve got to look at them to read what it says, by which time it’s too late. I’m never really sure what the whole deal with breasts and cleavage is, like why display them if guys can’t gawp at them? It makes no sense, it’s kind of a left over taboo or something, 5 years from now we’ll all be touching and staring at breasts attached to ladies we’ve never even spoken to (with any luck).
It seems to me that there ain’t a whole lot else to write about this one really, except don’t be put off by it just beacause you’re male, I’d piss myself if I saw a guy with man boobs wearing this thing.
Whatever, I think there’s only one way to celebrate the arrival of this great funny new t-shirt, by having some interesting photos of what it might be covering up, BUT.. before creaming yourself over the photos check out our other comedy t-shirts and make sure to buy lots of them.
and last but defo not least…
enjoy! Jackalope
Ah pick number 17, for this I think we’ll pick thiiiis…
Click here to buy one of these funny as hell t-shirts
These seem to be selling very well at the moment, and why wouldn’t they? They have multiple different uses, like, well a t-shirt, an excuse to be nasty to everyone you know and to make people laugh and think you’re super cool and witty.
We all know you’re not, but there’s no harm in tricking other people into believing it. So there you have it, the t-shirt that does it all, it makes people laugh, cry and keeps you slightly warmer than if you walked around topless (which, by the way, doesn’t make you look very cool at all- unless you’re a busty lady).
It comes in five colours, red, pale blue, black, navy blue and pink and in sizes small, medium, large, extra large and a spectacular XXL plus ladies fitted sizes 10 and 12 to show your curves off – there’s no extra charges whichever size and colour combination you pick and postage is free anywhere in the UK and pretty damn cheap fo the rest of the world. So get buying. While you’re here you might as well have a look at the rest of our comedy t-shirts to see if there’s anything else that captures ones eye. Remember for every £10 you spend with us, 0% goes to charity. Ah the generosity of it all.
Finally a rude t-shirt, we do rude and offensive shirts too but as I guess you may or may not have noticed there’s a lot of general comedy, which is fine but I love a good rude one.
Whatever, here’s the t-shirt:
and, as always, click here to buy this rude t-shirt
So what can I say, for all you MILF’s out there this is the shirt for you. And we think this is a pretty big market, there’s lots of slightly older hotties out there.
I’m always suprised by how many people don’t get these acronyms, if you’re wondering what the hell a MILF is just type it in on Google (preferably image search it for extra titillation). Failing that, just check out the very slightly rude and a little hot pic below:
If you’re wondering where I got such a picture I’ll let you in on a little secret, I wander round town with a camera waiting for exciting opportunities to see body parts I shouldn’t be able to see…that and laughing at other peoples funny t-shirts of course.
SO if you ever see a Jackalope taking photos up your skirt and down your top please oblige by removing your panties and/or slipping your bra off. It’s a public service.
Don’t forget to have a butchers at our homepage, full of the funniest, rudest and most obscene t-shirts in the UK.
Yeah another, already. Old summer has swelled our balls with heat and our brains with new, even funnier t-shirt ideas.
So here it is, your moment is in:
Click here to buy
No longer will people be all like:
“You Used to be cool maaaan”
or
“you’ve changed”
and that sort of bullshit, prove to them that you were never cool, and you know it (which is an ironically cool thing to think, maybe?) Well whatever. We like it, and maybe this way people will know you’re a Sci-fi, comic, book reading nerd, always have been, always will be. At least you ain’t pretending “oh when I was at school i was the most popular kid in class” …keep on dreaming.
It comes in a mighty fine 3 colours, though, if it’s Summer (which for those of you too wasted/dumb to know, it is Summer now) we prefer a light blue, it’s pretty. All our t-shirts come in sizes small, medium, large, extra large, XL and a grand XXL, as well as two ladies fitted sizes – 10 and 12 UK to let them show off their in and out bits.
Well that’s all there is to say I reckon, so off I go
Jackalope, the funny t-shirt specialist.
Ah sweet a new funny t-shirt.
This ones beer related too, cos everyone loves drinking so everyone can buy it and make us moderately rich so we’re at least able to rent a mansion, hire a Rolls Royce and see an STD free call girl- if such a thing exists, which we doubt it does.
Anyway enough with the ramblings, to the t-shirts:
Click here to buy one of these funny comedy t-shirts right now.
Not only will it make you and other people laugh, they’ll think you’re too cool to care about washboard abs and shit like that. Which is good, as it leaves more time for drinky drinky and it’s an excuse to eat more.
The more of a belly you have the funnier this will be, looking around at the people I see, 90% of them are out of shape so if you’re reading this the odds are you should purchase this fine garment to (probably) make your life a little bit better. Plus ladies might ask you how you’re suppost to get the drink, and you can unzip your pants and show them your tap. Some one might fall for it…I guess.
It comes in 5 great colours, and sizes right upto XX Large, so even the biggest barrel (aka belly) will fit into it.
Later, Jackalope
All new t-shirts are here of a seriously rude and suggestive nature.
Click here to buy one of these rude drilling t-shirts
So why not offer your drilling services out today? Maybe you can even make a little money putting your bit into holes.
You know, i searched wikipedia for some drill ideas, like what to write here it contained the word “hand tools” which made me chuckle, and also drills tend to be cheaper in the UK than the US (yawn), which is odd actually ‘cos us folks in the UK normally get rip off prices for everything.
But one thing that really stood out to me on that wikipedia page was one of the images, it’s not the normal rude girlie pictures that normally catch ones eye, instead it was a funny looking kid with a drill. (see below)
I enlarged the pic and found it said Boy with Down Syndrome assembling a book case. Maybe it’s just me but I’d be reluctant to give any kid that age (what is he, like 7?) a power tool, never mind one that’s got a problem. I’m impressed though, I tried to drill a hole through a plastic plant pot the other day with one and it was harder than I assumed it would be. Mainly cos the battery was low I think. Keep on drillin’ kid, keep on drilling.
Dont forget to check out the rest of our tees, and good news, we now sell our funny t-shirts on amazon, though they’re cheaper here anyway, so who know’s why you’d want to buy them there, but whatever.
Jackalope you’re rude slave of information and disabilities.
So we’ve got a fine new comedy t-shirt added to our funny t-shirts collection today:
Click here to buy one of these the man the legend comedy t-shirts
Here’s a few favourite legends to celebrate the legend of the trouser monster:
Bigfoot
AKA Sasquatch, a large ape-like creature said to be approx 7 feet tall, looking like a giant gorrila crossed with a man, the Patterson-Gimlin film(below) is what everyone thinks of with this legend (either that or those Bigfoot comedy movies/shows of the 80′s and 90′s- Harry and the Henderson etc). Similar to the Bigfoot is the yeti – bigfoots are supposed inhabitants of North America, the Yeti on the other hand is said to live in Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet. We wouldn’t fancy meeting either on a dark night (or a light night for that matter).
Loch Ness Monster
Nessie became famous in the 1930′s after a photo of a strange creature was made by Robert Kenneth Wilson(below), though it was revealed to by a hoax in 1994, and was infact a toy submarine with a neck made out of plastic wood. Funny.. that guy musta had a lot of time on his hands.
My personal favourite:
Jackalope
This stag bunny, how’s this a legend, i’m sat here typing to you right now? Well anyway here’s a sketch of one of my fore-fathers from 1575 by Joris Hoefnagel. Legend has it we only breed during electrical storms, but seriously that ain’t right, we got the horn all the time, and our sperms are the size of UK 10p pieces.
Jackalope, the t-shirts loving “legend”, later.
A shakespeare pun! I didn’t put myself through college for nothing.
Screwing… these three shirts are perfect for getting your tools out(and with a bit of luck some one elses) and forgetting your worries.
First here’s a picture of one of our ’screw me’ t-shirts
click here to buy one of these screw me funny t-shirts
It’s ideal for increasing your chances of getting laid, by making everyone know you’re up for some lovin’, without even having to look at your abdomen for that tell-tale bulge or wet patch. Maybe if you just wear the t-shirt and nothing on your lower half it’ll work even better. It’d make for easy access, and everyone appreciates convenience.
Now the first of our two new t-shirts:
Here’s one for the ladies;
Click to buy one of these new comedy t-shirts
Exploit everyones paranoia with this t-shirt. It’s classier than cheating – you got there long before them, and what’s better than that? If he’s good in bed it’s because you’ve showed him exactly what to do to satisfy your carnal desires.
Don’t worry guys, we have the equivilent t-shirt for you too:
click here to buy one of these rude t-shirts
The only reason she’s any good in the sack is ‘cos you taught her how to fulfil a mans needs, right?
Jackalope, the mid-week mammal.
A new day, a new t-shirt.
Today it’s comedy t-shirts, or perhaps if you really do suffer from those delusions of grandeur, then these are the t-shirts for you!
Click here to buy one of these comedy t-shirts or check out the rest of our funny shirts here
We like this t-shirt it takes the piss out of the fact you’re totally self righteous and you know it.
There’s plenty of people that should be wearing this we reckon who really do believe this statement and should buy this tee.
We thought of 3 examples of ladies who think they are super hot and “all that”, but check out the pics of them below… I think it proves otherwise, don’t even bother thinking about pulling that foreskin back till you’ve witnessed the horror of these non-photoshopped “sexy” trio.
Britney Spears
Lookin’ good.
Lindsay Lohan
Drunk, for a change
Paris H
Heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune, and a total tart. She’s been in a few movies, but I think there’s only one anyone can think of, I’m sure you don’t need me to say it. Here is her South Park character, we didn’t want upset you too much.
The message: Either make sure you are really hot and self obsessed, or you can laugh at yourself and you have a good sense of humour before buying one of these all new comedy t-shirts!
Jackalope – the self-lovin’ rabbit.
A new t-shirt has joined the ranks today, this one is for everyone who loves banging the drums, or banging anything else for that matter.
Click here to buy one of these new funny rude t-shirts
Dont worry if you dont own a drum kit, or can’t play -that doesn’t stop most people from trying, right? We’ll still let you buy one of these shirts. We’re sure you can always find something else to give a good, hard bang to with your sticks.
We’d like to give a hand to the drummers of the world, usually overlooked in favour of the lead singer, guitarist, and even the bloke with the triangle. To prove drummers can, and do, rock here’s just a few of our favourites at teesbox funny t-shirts
Neil Peart (Rush)
Wild drum solo’s set Neil The Professor” Peart apart from the rest, a vital part of Canada’s most succesful band ever, Rush… who I think are working currently on their 24th album!? Correct me if I’m wrong. Huge range of styles for one band, metal, pop, reggae, rock, you name it.
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Thunderous drumming got John global fame, until his death on September 25th 1980, which immortalised his legacy forever in the rock music hall of fame.
Keith Moon (The Who)
We love The Who and Keith’s crazy, lunatic behaviour helped make the band, and the man a legend. One of the original self destructive rock stars, and probably the only person who ever managed to run himself over with his own car. Dying at age 32 from an overdose has made sure his legacy won’t be forgotten.
Thursday, and to celebrate the near death of another week we have a range of all new t-shirts, here again for this nice Summer weather.
This time it’s this rude tee shirt
Click here to buy one of these new rude tee shirts
Visit our t-shirt home page here to see the rest of the range
It reads “wanna lick?” and there’s a picture of a lollypop on there? Get it? Well, do you? If you’re a pretty girl, then the answer may well be yes from lot’s and lot’s of people, especially those who fancy themselves as cunning linguists. Why not find out and try your luck now by buying one?
Of course it doesn’t have to be taken as rude or obscene, it could just be that you’re a lolly pop sales woman, but we bet if you are and you wear this your sales will go through the roof.. from guys anyway. So that’s it, no one has an excuse not to buy this..unless you’re male, if you are, check this one out though, equivalent mens rude t-shirt, it’ll make sense then.
It comes in sizes S10, S12, Small, medium, large, XL and XXL and five colours, pale blue, navy, red, pink and black so there’s something for everyone.
An all new humorous range of shirts today;
Click here to buy one of these new humorous t-shirts
Full text reads: “Don’t Call Me a Cowgirl Until You’ve Seen Me Ride”.
We’re a big fan of these t-shirts, they’re hot. Everyone loves a cowgirl, and a ride in the cowgirl position never goes amiss. Why not send us some pics with the t-shirt on(or off)? Even dressed up as a cowgirl on a horse would be awesome. If you don’t get what we’re on about check out the diagram below..
Hopefully it’ll be a bit more fun than it looks there, the guy is clearly counting the cracks on the ceiling and wondering what’s for dinner, but the lady looks like she’s trying hard, it’s a great way to slim, if any hotties reading this think we can help, let us know, it burns up 200+ calories an hour we’re told.
We were planning to put a photo there but we’ve deemed it too rude, plus there’s a bunch of sites you can already see that stuff anyway (about 80% of the net!) check out google image search if you must.
This humorous t-shirt is available in 7 different sizes from s-XXL and two fitted ladies sizes and 5 colours. All our t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture. It is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability while having the ride of your life. Postage is free within the UK.
Click here to see the rest of our funny t-shirts
Jackalope, the rabbit riding horned bunny.
New t-shirts for the weekend!
These are great shirts, forewarned is forearmed..
click here to buy one of these humorous t-shirts
It could say “fuck on the first date”, but it doesn’t, there’s nothing like a good ripe fart to make them remember you. The noise, the smell, it’s an unforgettable experience, and one we guarantee will stay with your potential partner for years and years.
So we say, wine them, dine them, then spread those legs as wide apart as they’ll go and let rip with your special, magical noisey smell. You probably won’t find that adivce in many conventional dating books, I think because it’s such a well kept secret.
These t shirts are available in 7 different sizes from S-XXL and ladies fitted size10 and 12 and five great colours, black, pale blue, navy blue, pink, and a very striking red. All our humorous t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, high quality texture. It’s preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free anywhere in the UK, and very cheap for the rest of the world..stinkies.
Dont forget to check out our t-shirts page, which features a whole range of funny, rude and sometimes offensive t-shirts.
Jackalope, the smelly bunny.
