New t-shirts for the weekend!

These are great shirts, forewarned is forearmed..

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It could say “fuck on the first date”, but it doesn’t, there’s nothing like a good ripe fart to make them remember you. The noise, the smell, it’s an unforgettable experience, and one we guarantee will stay with your potential partner for years and years.

So we say, wine them, dine them, then spread those legs as wide apart as they’ll go and let rip with your special, magical noisey smell. You probably won’t find that adivce in many conventional dating books, I think because it’s such a well kept secret.
These t shirts are available in 7 different sizes from S-XXL and ladies fitted size10 and 12 and five great colours, black, pale blue, navy blue, pink, and a very striking red. All our humorous t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, high quality texture. It’s preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free anywhere in the UK, and very cheap for the rest of the world..stinkies.

Dont forget to check out our t-shirts page, which features a whole range of funny, rude and sometimes offensive t-shirts.

Jackalope, the smelly bunny.

Happy shakespeare’s Birthday, I could never understand anything he wrote, but I’m told it was good. He was in the pub last night I think, I’m pretty sure I heard the bar tender shout “Your Bard”. *drums* sorry.
On to more pressing issues, more new t-shirts today;
This one is of the rude variety, but we consider it to be educational too

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It teaches the alphabet, admittidely not the conventional one used in the UK or anywhere in the West ..or East. This is a slightly reduced version of the alphabet, and we’ve replaced the last twenty one letters of the English one with only four- f, u, c, k! You might think it sounds unusual and strange but if you were five and trying to learn this beast again imagine how much easier it would have been? So do it folks, buy and wear one of these t-shirts, for the children!

These shirts are available 7 different sizes, small, medium, large, XL, XXL, fitted size 10 and fitted size 12 & 5 excellent colours, so there’s something for everyone. All our rude t-shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, high quality texture. It’s preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free anywhere in the UK.

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Jackalope, the ravin’ rabbid rabbit.

Today, I’m reviewing one of my favourite t-shirts at teesbox.com

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 Hilarious, suggestive, great looking and perhaps a little offensive, this shirt has it all. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of our top 10 scream queens, who are probably also hilarious (in a cringe worthy way), suggestive (in a huge breasted way), great looking (duh), and a little offensive (dumb blonde stereotypes everywhere). We’ve been pretty liberal with our definition of a scream queen, but we’re sure you’ll enjoy..

10 Jessica Biel (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

There were many pleasures in watching her shriek her way through the brutal remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We enjoyed the simple pleasures she brought to the movie like watching her roll through the mud in jeans and a little torn up white t-shirt.

9 Natasha Henstridge (Species, The Ghosts of Mars)

In 1995 Natasha rose to prominence playing the nymphomaniac alien in “Species”, plus a sequel in the late 90′s where she once again gets her kit off. If you’ve got to be killed by an alien then this has got to be the way to do it. She also played the lead in lead in John Carpenter’s movie “The Ghosts of Mars”. We want more Natasha though.

 8 Jordan Ladd (Embrace of the Vampire, Cabin Fever, Madhouse, Grindhouse, Hostel: Part II)

Something about this girl attracts sick men who want to do twisted things to her (put your hands down). She’s a tough thing and still manages to battle on even while a flesh eating virus has eaten half her face.

7 Heather Donahue (The Blair Witch Project)

At the beginning of The Blair Witch Project, Heather Donohue is a real bitch, and we kinda found ourselves rooting for her to get witch-ified. But we warmed to her as things go on and she unravels, it didn’t do any harm that she was pretty cute,.. though there’s nothing cute about the most famous scene, with the camera pointed up her nose as Heather totally breaks down into a blubbering mess. Fortunately, it was only a movie…or was it?

6 Neve Campbell (The Dark, The Craft, Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3)

Those squinty eyes and generally “I’m disgusted” look have helped her survive not one, not two, but three Scream installments. It’s no wonder those movies reinvigorated the slasher genre, heroines don’t come much sassier or sexier than Neve.

5 Fay Wray (King Kong, Doctor X, Mystery of the Wax Museum)

You’ve got to admire King Kong, not only his size, but his ability to beat the hell out of a T-Rex (he’d have come in handy in several other dino and Godzilla movies), and who can forget his fine taste – both in architecture and the ladies. The target of his lustful monkey passions was Fay Wray, who has claimed her position as number 5  in our list with an eardrum-shattering performance in 1933′s King Kong. We’ll never forget the image of a giant gorilla daintily removing Wray’s clothes, climbing the Empire State Building while carrying her, or somehow taking on the entire US air force single-handedly.

4 Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween, The Fog)

Jamie Lee Curtis made her film debut in John Carpenter’s Halloween and she single-handedly revived the “scream queen” character. Her performance as Laurie Strode was so iconic that it would stay with her throughout her entire career. All the qualities were there – a certain innocence, an ability to retain her looks while being chased by a psycho, a scream that bursts eardrums, and a chest that could kill a man, prominently on display. But Curtis brought something new to the table- a toughness that would allow her to take on her attacker rather than just waiting around for him to make mincemeat of her which set her apart from her helpless predecessors, and something that became a key element in many of the slasher movies that followed Halloween.

3 Jennifer Love Hewitt (I Know What You Did Last Summer, I Still Know…)

Looking at Ms. Love Hewitt, it’s pretty clear she’s got an impressive pair of lungs on her, and she uses them well playing Julie James and she was great as she screamed her way through the usual cliche horror chases, always conveniently dressed in some tight, barely-there tank-top t-shirt thing. She and Freddie Prinze, Jr. were the only two survivors of the first attack of the murderous fisherman Benjamin Willis and returned for the lazily titled sequel ‘I Still Know What You Did Last Summer’. The sequel’s final scene is open to interpretation – was it a dream sequence, or did Jennifer really get dragged under the bed by nasty old Mr. Willis? We wouldn’t mind dragging her under the bed either. The third installment in the franchise is called “I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer” and i’ve never bothered watching it, but JLH isn’t in it, so chances are Jennifer’s character is dead, pity, we’d have loved to give her a helping hand.

2 Sarah Michelle Gellar (I Know What You Did Last Summer, Scream 2, The Grudge, The Grudge 2, The Return)

Sarah has a résumé filled with horror movies, but even if all she had done was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she’d be high on this list. Her version of the teen queen school girl slayer made her an instant sexual fantasy magnet. Tough or helpless like in I Know What You Did Last Summer… we’d be happy to take her on either way.

1 Janet Leigh (Psycho, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, The Fog, Night of the Lepus)

Everyone loves a bad girl, and Janet Leigh seemed so, so bad at the beginning of Psycho – a manipulative hottie with only money on her mind. After some serious thieving, she has the bad fortune to end up at the Bates Motel, this, of course, leads to one of the most jarring moments of movie history, when a shower scene that threatens to get steamy turns into a chocolate syrup soaked bloodbath and surely the most famous slasher moment of all time. Her piercing screams and the mutilation of her soapy body have stuck with us. Don’t forget to see her battling against giant rabbits in the often overlooked Night of the Lepus and in Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later.

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Jackalope

More new t-shirts! This one’s not for the faint hearted..

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This is a beaut, surely ladies (or sluts if you preffer) will be you a drink then want to do things of an adult nature to you? I’d be pretty happy with either the beer or the fuck, but you know what they say.. never look a gift horse in the mouth. I never understood that saying, what’s a gift horse and why look at it in the mouth anyway? I think “Never prematurley ejeculate in a sluts mouth” might work better, but it doesn’t roll as well off the tongue… but that’s her job anyway. It’d be nice to see a few women wearing it too, we’re sure you’d get more than a few drinks bought for you.
So yeah, buy this t-shirt to make all your fantasies (beer and sex related) come true, maybe. It’ll definitely get you lots of attention.
It’s soft to the touch(ooh err) as it’s made of 100% cotton and is double stiched and pre-shrunk for extra durability whilst you’re getting upto what ever it is you’re planning to do whilst wearing it.

Make sure to check out the rest of our funny and rude t-shirts.

Jackalope, the horny rabbit.

To celebrate a little of the summer heat we’re bringing in more and more new humorous t-shirts. Now we love this one, in a  it’s funny ‘cos it’s true kinda way.

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Full text reads:
“THIS SHIRT IS ONLY
BLUE IF I’M THINKING
ABOUT BREASTS”

It’s only available in 2 colours, pale blue and a navy blue – it’d just be strange if it was in any other colour…because you’re always thinking about breasts, and it wouldn’t work, it’s like it’s reading your mind, right?
So what nicer thing to do than purchase one of these t-shirts on a nice sunny day like today? The idea of lots of huge bouncing, wet breasts probably wont cool you down much, but at least you’ll have a funny new t-shirt to wear for Summer. It’s made out of cotton so is nice and soft but is double stiched and durable to survive all of your dirty thoughts and scenarios. You can even get it in ladies sizes 10/12 – anyone else think it might be kinda hot seeing a lady wearing it? It’s available in UK size 10 and 12. But we’ve not forgotten its main audience either.. it’s available in small through to XXL for the gentlemen out there reading this.
If this floats your boat, why not check out the rest of our funny comedy, obscene and sometimes offensive t-shirts?

“Regards”,
Jackalope

That’s right, an all new line of obscene t-shirts for our loyal customers again.

This week we have this rather enjoyable “I love every bone in a womans body, especially mine” tee.

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It was a close call for the favourite bone, fibula and humerus came a close second and third but at the end of the day there’s nothing like adding an extra (hopefully large) bone to her body. With so many orphises and ladies you’ll never get bored. It’s kinda like Mr Potato Head.

The t-shirts available in 7 different sizes and 5 colours. Like all our tees it is made to last, and with free postage now available for all UK customers it’s a bargain.

Did anyone catch that hilarious quote on The Apprentice last night by Ben;
“I got a scholarship to Sandhust”
Did you go?
“No”

You had to see it, but it’s probably one of the funniest and dumbest things I’ve seen on it, and now it’s captured in this blog for all eternity. Muhahah.  He’s a jerk anyway so he deserves it, let’s hope he gets fired soon.

Jackalope, the T-shirt selling, tree felling, poor spelling bunny.

It’s only Tuesday and there’s yet more t-shirts added to the site!
Okay, first here’s our first tee;

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We never much cared much for english class but we did attend (just) enough to know what a vowel is, that’s why these shirts rock so much – it doesn’t say anything offensive at all, but people reading it will fill in the blanks for you, and, with any luck will go fuck themselves. Richard Whitley will be spinning in his grave!

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Next is this humorous one, oddly enough it’s also kinda English grammar related – who knew there was so much fun to be had with it, all my education invloved was reading Shakespeare which is pretty much in another language and studying the difference between a colon and a semicolon. We made this one after pissing ourselves laughing at those losers on forums who are always going “like I’m a total genious”, when theyre clearly totally wrong about whatever point it is they’re arguing about. We’re definatley not grammar police, and I’m sure there’s a bunch of typos on our site but we love a bit of irony.

Jackalope, the rude tee lovin’ rabbit.

 

P.s. We know we raved about Red Dwarf coming back, but we didn’t promise it’d be any good. I’ve never seen so much shameless plugging.

That’s right, yet another new t-shirt already. We think this offensive t-shirt is great, not only does it look cool but it will definitely help you stand out and get noticed. If you’re sick of feeling like some dumb, lame sheep or just think you’re not getting even half the attention you deserve then this t shirts definitely for you..

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Why bother with some more subtle message when you can just wear this and get straight to the point? All fashion is, is just a way of getting people to notice you and we guarantee that this shirt will do that!
This offensive t-shirt is available in 5 great colours, but red (pictured above) is clearly the best and our favourties, ‘cos it’s the brightest and most eye catching colour. Like all our t-shirts it comes in 7 different sizes from ladies size 10 fitted and small right through to XXL. The t-shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, high quality texture and is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability to survive all your antics and mischief. Postage is free within the UK and cheap for the rest of the world.

Jackalope, the unsubtle t- shirt lovin’ spring rabbit

We’ve got a great new line of funny t-shirts on today, totally unique to us. Tired of people telling you to stop getting so angry, and get rid of that chip on your shoulder? Well we don’t, we say celebrate it with this tee, at least then you can say you warned everyone…

It’s a great way of displaying your anger in a bit more unusual and pretty funny way. So let the world know you have a chip on your shoulder with this funny t-shirt. Click here to buy one of these funny t-shirts after all it’s not like there’s a shortage of things to be pissed off and annoyed at, is there?

As with all our t-shirts this is top quality, 100% cotton and made to last. Postage is now free anywhere in the UK, no matter how many of our funny, rude or just plain offensive t-shirts you order! The shirt is availble in 5 different colours – black, pale blue, navy blue, red, and pink. Our favourite is Navy blue. It’s available in 7 different sizes, ladies fitted size 10, ladies fitted size 12, small, medium, large, XL and the mighty XXL. For more details on sizes look at our t-shirt sizing guide by clicking here.

Jackalope – the rude tees rabbit.

New t-shirts are here!

Ask me about assisted suicide t-shirts and Do I look like a fucking people person rude t-shirts
Ever felt everyone around you is a complete idiot who belongs on The Jeremy Kyle Show? Well then, this t-shirt is for you. Made of pure cotton and double stiched the t-shirt is soft and durable enough to be worn day in, day out to display your loathing for your fellow man. We got a picture of both a needle and a knife on it, but don’t let that limit your imagination, guns, plagues of locusts and sexually transmitted diseases can all be used too. Some call it offensive, but what’s wrong with offering to help people on their way? It’s only like helping old ladies to cross the road (when you can see an 18 wheeler doing 60 comming their way).

Don’t wait any longer, buy these offensive t-shirts here.

Why not go the whole hog and combine it with this jolly little shirt?

 If you wear one of these t-shirts we guarantee you won’t look like a fucking people person.

Postage is free in the UK so order as many rude t-shirts as you like without having to worry about a big postage bill.

Click here to purchase these rather humorous Do I look like a fucking people person? T-shirts.

We sell ALL our t-shirts in a variety of sizes, from smalls or ladies fitted size tens t-shirts to XXL shirts. You’ve no excuse.

Jackalope – the rabbit-esque t-shirt monster from a fucking obscene and nipple filled, rude dimension.

Man Needs Head T-Shirt

This rude t-shirt is available in 5 colours and 7 different sizes. The t-shirt is 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture and is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free within the United Kingdom.

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