We hope all our customers have a great Star Wars day, if you’re as bigger nerds as we are you will want to check out our great geek sci fi t shirts section over at nerd t shirts for all the Star Wars you can handle. Enjoy!
Yes, your good friends at TeesBox.com have added another great site to their ever-expanding network. We hope you will enjoy our unique brand of humour as it makes it’s way to another much-loved genre with our latest site: Nerd T-Shirts UK.
There’s literally something for everyone, with nerdy jokes and humourous references from computers, science, TV & film. It’s the one stop shop for all your nerdy needs (for the purpose of this slogan we’re going to assume your nerdy needs extend to t-shirt wearing only)!
You’ll find hilarious designs such as:
Noah's Arcade T-Shirt
Wayne’s World fans will enjoy this nerdy reference, Noah’s Arcade was of course the Chicago based arcade chain they reluctantly endorsed after they sold out and moved from Wayne’s basement to a studio set.
E=MC Hammer T-Shirt
I’m afraid we can’t point you in the direction of the Hammer Pants to go with it, but this great t-shirt is sure to entice a wry smile from science and rap fans alike.
Flux Capacitor T-Shirt
Lets be honest, we all wanted a DeLorean in the 80′s following Spielberg’s classic Back to the Future series of films, however the lack of availability of Flux Capacitor’s somewhat dampened that dream for many. Well, let your dreams be damp no more (does that sound rude?) because the Flux Capacitor’s are here, with all the gigawatt’s you can handle. Great Scott!
For all these, and more, check out our new website: Nerd T-Shirts UK.
Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.
Number 3:
One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).
Number 2…
With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..
Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:
One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).
Jackalope, kiss, kiss.
I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*
The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.
Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts 
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.
Jackalope.
Hello, a pick for this month is pretty tough because there’s so many great shirts out there. We’ve got over 200 for you to choose from – maybe you should buy one of each… we’d like that .
BUT I ain’t sitting here all day when I’ve got things to do. (or at least pretending to have things to do), so without further ado, here it is:
Click here for more details about this t-shirt
Why shoot heroine when you can shoot a heron up? I’m not sure how finely you’d have to grind it to get it into your vains but I’ll leave you to figure out the details. Maybe it’d be better to smoke it. That’ll teach those stupid birds for eating everyones goldfish. I guess you could roll your tobacco in their feathers, sounds pretty fancy to me, like something one of those lazy/secret whore prude victorian ladies would do in their big dresses.
Anyway back to the shirt…
It comes in a wide variety of seven sizes and five different colours, black, pale blue, red, pink and navy blue.You’ll have lots of fun and exciting antics enjoying the odd stares you get when people think you’re proclaiming yourself as a drug addict. Remember kids; drugs are bad.
Don’t you just love pissing everyone off? Well there’s no better way than by wearing an offensive shirt – you don’t even have to say or do anything excpet walk into a room to make everyone hate you.
IN at no. 3.
It’s funny cos its true, 9 out of 10 bus users are al qaeda members, the rest are just jerks.
Click here to check it out in more detail.
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click here to check it out in full
If you love shocking people and looking good then this is the shirt for you! Jiggling breasts might be pretty hot by themselves, but combined with a high pitched shrill of a rape victim they are even better.
1. our fave offensive tee;
An all time classic, that gets straight to the point. It’s not one to wear round to your Nan’s house that’s for sure.
Buy it here.
That’s the lot folks. If you’re into REALLY offensive t-shirts and want a whole site dedicated to them we suggest checking out our new sister site, dedicated to all you sicko’s out there – Offensive T-shirts UK which, if you can’t guess is a UK based site full of rude and offensive shirts at great prices.
Enjoy! Jackalope
Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Joyous Kwanzaa from all at TeesBox.
Don we now our (not very) gay apparel and join in the festivities.
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Fifteen year old Jaz Bhogal of Leverington, Cambridgeshire was told that he could not purchase a packet of Haribo Wine Gums because he was underage.
After purchasing the packet of alcohol free sweets he was called back by the checkout worker from the 99p Store in Wisbech.
Bhogal told commented “He asked me how old I was and when I said I was 15 he said he couldn’t sell me the sweets.He said they had wine in them and pointed to the word wine on the packet, I was speechless.”
Company spokesman Graham Barnes said: “Because the Wisbech store opened fairly recently there seems to have been a very unfortunate glitch. We have rectified this and are sure it won’t happen again at any of our UK stores. and to show that we have a good sense of humour we would like to offer Jaz a nine-item voucher to spend in the store on condition that at least one of these products is wine gums.”
“HA” bloody “HA”, that’s their idea of humour? Forcing him to buy the wine gums that they formerly humiliated him with? Imagine at a brothel, the hooker sends you on your way, only to rape you later? Or if he’d have been trying to buy fags, and they’d have made him smoke 100′s, that’d be kinda like that thing parents to do to make their kids stop smoking. I never got that, I’m sure it gets most kids hooked after their 50th cigarette. Weirdos. It doesn’t work, imagine punishment for peado’s – here fiddle with a million kids, then see how you like it. I suspect they (the pervert, not the kids) would like it just fine.
Hit American TV show Heroes have used our Federal Boob Inspector t-shirt in their latest episode (Season 4, Episode 7). Unfortunately Hiro Nakamura picks the wrong shirt to wear (booooooooo) but we still thought it was pretty cool!
The scene is part of an ongoing plot where “master of time and space” Hiro is returning to the past to right the wrongs of his life. Let’s hope Hiro realises he chose the wrong t-shirt to wear and comes back for the Federal Boob Inspector tee at a later date!
FBI - Federal Boob Inspector - Rude T-Shirt
Don’t make the same mistake Hiro did, buy a Federal Boob Inspector tshirt now @ TeesBox.com!
Mmm, I guess it should be holey bank manager, I don’t think any bank manager could ever be percieved as ‘holy’.
Former Barclays bank manager, John Lynch of Apsely, hertfordshire has been recognised by the Guinness World Records authority for having the most body piercings.
After giving his job up as Barclays manager he got 241 piercings in total 150 of those being on his head and neck.
The seventy eight year-old said: “I gave up working at the bank all those years ago because I was a square peg in a round hole and I always wanted to get a few piercings and tattoos. I knew I wanted to stand out a bit from the crowd, and I could not do that at the bank… I never thought about breaking the record. I’ve always just done it because I like it, but it is quite an achievement. I was actually a few short so had 20 or so popped into my arms to bring up the numbers and if somebody beats me I’m sure I could always find space for a few more.”
I don’t know about you, but I’d trust my money with him. Maybe.
I wonder if they’d employ him like that, let’s face it, there’s not exactly much of a reputation for banks in the UK to harm is there? I vote bring him back, give him a bonus too…all in piercings, in fact why not make that go for all the high flying bankers, reward their greed with a few delightful pieces of metal stuck in their face.
A group of five totally naked men have been taped on security cameras entering a petrol station in Devon and browsing through its adult magazines. One of the men was recording the incident on his own mobile phone but they all left for a mini-bus parked outside after being asked to put their clothes on by the store worker.
Kilmington Services manager Gobu Rasalingham said: “Even though it’s quite funny, it’s unacceptable behaviour because it’s in a public place.
“There were no customers in at the time. But if there had been children or women, I would probably have been harsher with them, and the female cashier who delt with them was shocked, frozen and unable to do anything – she was almost crying”
She said, ‘Go and put clothes on, otherwise I won’t be able to serve you’.
“I don’t think they purposely meant to harm anybody. Maybe they were on a stag party or it was a challenge. I would have taken it in a sporting way as long as they didn’t do any harm.”
Local police Sergeant Pete Trudgeon said: “Each male that paraded himself naked in the shop committed an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003, we are looking to identify these men at the earliest opportunity. If they come forward and admit their involvement, they will be dealt with more leniently.”
I find it ammusing, the girl behind the desk who almost cried is pathetic, she should have gotten an eye full while she had the chance, and why do police officers never ever have a sense of humour? Lame.
We all know tattoo’s likesmoking and anything bad for you that your mother would hate are cool, but check this out:
Joel, twenty seven from northern Sweden woke up after drinking a full bottle of vodka the previous night to discover a rude picture of a six-inch penis tattooed on his thigh.
Joel was only told about how he gained the body art by his friends the next day;
On admiring a moustache tattoo on his friend’s hand in a local bar, the man was overheard by a tattoo artist who said he would tattoo him on the condition that he was allowed to have complete freedom to choose what he wanted the design to be of.
Joel, from Umea, told Swedish paper Aftonbladet: “The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment. I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a tattoo palour near here. But I did go along with it.. he didn’t exactly force me.”! Don’t forget to check out our rude and offensive t-shirts!
How’s he ever going to explain that? “Ignore the cock on my leg, it’s the one in my pants you need to concentrate on”, I wonder if it’s a likeness of his own or someone elses- I’m not entirely sure which is worse. I guess he should be glad it’s not on somewhere more visable than his leg!
Dreamcast was launched in Europe. today! Now I guess you’re all like ‘why the hell’s a blog about funny t-shirts going on about Sega?’ The answer…I’m not sure, I guess we sell some retro stuff, and the Dreamcast is pretty retro as of today.
I thought i’d mention a few of the best bits of this console, again, I don’t know why, maybe it’s a yearning for the 90′s.
The logo:
The console isn’t the best looking thing I’ve ever seen but no one can help but enjoy the wiggly swirly line logo things, see below.:
28k Modem:
What can I say, pretty nippy. All the (small) text files you can handle if you’re prepared to wait 30 mins +.
The games:
Shenmue, a combo of first person shooters and fork lift truck driving, so expensive to make it bankrupted it’s developers. And forget the whole World of Warcraft thing – check out the console equivilent – Phantasy Star Online. And how about Soulcalibre, gory fighting at its best- as long as you ignore the lame xbox live version.
High definition:
it could be hooked upto a PC monitor to provide HD gaming – way before any other console.
The gear:
Sure there was the modem, but my fave part was the OTT memory cards with their own screen, buttons and games.
Keep the dream (cast) alive!
As you’ve no doubt seen we offer a very generous XL and XXL size on all of our funny t-shirts, and this has been a hit with those of you of a more portly disposition. We’ve even got some designs that are funny just for people with a belly, and so without further ado (a doo?sp?) here they are, in no particular order, they’re all equally funny I guess.
They’re all available only from www.teesbox.com
Why have a 6 pack, when you can have a barrel?
Click here for details and to order this shirt. It’s great for going boozing in too, so you can’t go wrong.
I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat
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You might think it’s just for women, but I disagree, it’s as (if not more) hilarious on men as it is on women, or mixed genders, or whatever other options there are of gender out there .
I’m chubby and it hurts to run t-shirts:
I’m chubby t-shirts, buy ‘em here.
I see this guy running near home all the time, well ‘jogging’ ifyou want to be pedantic, and he’s huge, sweating like a P I G and looking like he hates every second of it, so this t-shirts inspired for him, and created for everyone out there like him. If you’re not the most athletic person on the planet and you’re jogging to save yourself from the Doritos based heart attack which is almost inevitable then buy this shirt now.
Na na na na na BATMAN!
This shirt says it all. Plus it picks on Batman, don’t you just loathe his right wing ass? Running some massive corp which is fuelling his super hero fetish and keeping petty thieves of the streets, why don’t you pick on the corporate whores an mega tycoons out there you fascist fuck!
If you need to buy this shirt in extra extra large we congratulate you, you really thrashed that stupid disease! Click here to buy
Smile if you screw fat guys t-shirts
Fat? Get smiled at? Then this is the shirt for you me thinks. Maybe they’ll feel obliged to sleep with you after grinning and reading your shirt, or at least giving you a blowjob. Buy it here!
Well this is a whole lot like the Friday Funny from two weeks back
but it’s all good. Enjoy:
Sleeping Robber:
Police have arrested a 29 year old man on counts of burglary and criminal damage after he broke into a home and fell asleep on Tuesday last week.
The man in Milton, Cambridge had filled a pillowcase with items from the house before drinking a bottle of wine and passing out on the couch, drooling.
A police spokesman commented: “When we arrived we found the man on the sofa with a bottle of red wine on the floor next to him and after trying to wake him we promptly charged him with attempted burglary.”
Ha, what a jerk. I don’t gettit, surely when you rob stuff, you’d be in and out of there as fast as possible? I can’t imagine thinking ‘oh i’ll drink this wine while I’m here’ it’s probably on a par with the loser who loaded his facebook profile. Some one actually wrote to us after the facebook robber post – who knows if it’s true:
Alan F emails:
‘In my younger years I had a couple of scrapes with the law, I was in a flat and found a copy of playboy or some magazine like that and decided to jerk a quick one out. THe police came to find me with my trousers round my ankles and my hand in my pants. I went without a struggle…the police woman was hot.”
