Wow, another new t-shirt! :O
Definition of floozy:
“floo·zy also floo·zie
n. pl. floo·zies Slang
A woman regarded as tawdry or sexually promiscuous.
Right, this is a pretty one, it’s probably aimed more at ladies, but hey, we’re not here to judge.
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It’s hard to know what to say about floozy, except that it’s a funny word and generally refers to a bit of a slutty kind of lady and typing it in on the ol’ image search gets you some (but not as many as I’d have expected) pictures of women up to things they shouldn’t be, usually involving a big cock.
We’re keen on all types of floozy, so this t-shirts available in sizes small, medium, large, extra large, extra extra large and fitted sizes 10 and 12, plus a choice of five colours, navy blue, red, black, pale blue and the ultimate floozy colour..pink. So buy it now! It’ll have guys knocking down your door to get to your panties.
As per usual if you’re in the UK postage is totally free, an if you’re in one of them overseas countries out there, it’s pretty damn cheap no matter if you live in France, Russia or the USA.
PS if you’re a real floozy you’ll probably enjoy this funny news story about naked streakers in a devon petrol station
Now “Americas dumbest criminals” makes me cringe and the terrible and self righteous police on shows like “police, camera, action” and “road wars” (“look what the silly mug does now”) make me ashamed not to be on the side of the law breakers, but I couldn’t resist this little story of a silly crime-inal.
Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pennsylvania, USA, was captured after allegedly robbing a house when he used a PC in the house to look at his own Facebook profile.
Parker was charged with daytime burglary after forgetting to log out of his profile on the social networking site after stealing 2 diamond rings.
The alleged victim reported the crime to the police before noticing that her computer had been used and that the Facebook profile was still open.
During the investigation, the victim was told by a friend that the suspected criminal was staying in the same area.
When police visited that home, an acquaintance said that Parker did not live at the address and added that he had asked him for help to break into the victim’s house, but he had refused.
Parker was placed in custody at Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 (£6,125) bail and could face up to ten years in prison if convicted.
Idiot, how cocky must he have been to sit on a PC in someone else’s home that’s he’d just broken into?
Witches claim religious Discrimination
Sandra Davis – High Priestess at the Crystal Cauldron – had reserved Our Lady’s Social Club in Shaw Heath, Stockport for her Pagan group’s Annual Witches’ Ball. But when she rang to make payment arrangements she was told the event could not be held there and – despite already having printed tickets – another venue must be found.
The Diocese of Shrewsbury have since confirmed witches are not ‘compatible with the Catholic ethos’.
Sandra, 61, said: “I’m appalled.
“My congregation is shocked that in this day and age there can be such religious discrimination.
We’re normal people who follow an earth-based religion and want to enjoy ourselves. We thought we were bridging the gap with other religions but misconceptions still exist, like we sacrifice animals. ”
“Does the church check everyone’s beliefs before allowing them in the club?
“Now we need another venue for at least 100 people with a stage for entertainment. At this point that’s going to be very difficult.”
Sandra, of Bridge Hall, set up the Crystal Cauldron as a pagan meeting place and hopes to turn it into a temple.
This year’s ball was planned for October and Sandra agreed to hire the social club for £175.
But the Reverend John Joyce, from the Diocese of Shrewsbury, said there was no way the event could go ahead.
“Parish centres under our auspices let their premises on the understanding users and their organisations are compatible with the ethos and teachings of the Catholic church,” he said.
“In this instance, we aren’t satisfied such requirements are met.”
Burn them, burn them all!
I kid, I kid.
Why not check us out on Twitter? We didn’t know what the hell it was, but now we’re sort of getting into using it. On it you can see some of our thoughts, what t-shirt stuff we’re upto, plus some random crap.
Click to see Teesbox t shirts on Twitter
These social networking things seem to be where the money is at, we’re thinking about setting up a few of our own;
Offyourfacebook – We all love a good drunken post, so why not have an entire site dedicated to it? It’d be pretty funny we thinks. If drinking is your thing why not buy one of these funny drinking t-shirts
Ohnotyoutube – “oh not you”, network with everyone you’ve ever met and hated (though that’s kinda like Myspace). If you’re filled with hate then this offensive t-shirts for you!
EweTube – What do sheep get upto in their spare time anyway? They’re not the most individual of creatures so they could just share one big profile. I reckon they’ll have a great sense of humour though. If you love sheep as much as we do check out these rude SILF t-shirts
Eggonfacebook – Fucked something up and want to make it public? This is perfect for you. We could start with a few celeb names, Jacqui Smith could tell us all about her PPV porno movies and Max Mosely could recommend some hookers that’ll dress up as Nazi’s for us.
Getoutmyfacebook – A real loner? (check out this humorous Loner t-shirt) if so, the site for staying the fuck away from everyone.
Jackalope, the funny t-shirt wearing, leg humping bunny.
