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New funny t-shirt

Jackalope — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:22:39 +0000

It’s been a fair old while since we last gave you some new funnies – we’ve been busy with offensive t shirts UK, so make sure to check that out for all the nasty t-shirts that come from the depths of hell.
SO on to our new shirt, here it is..

click here to check it out in more detail

the t shirt says it all, hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? You don’t wanna be playing with fire do you!?
Best to sit back, relax and take it easy in our opinion. No one wants to be stuck in some lousy office, especially on these nice rainy British Summer days, they might not be up to much, but they’re the best you’ll get, make the most of them we reckon. Oh yeah and by the way, if you are real busy working and making lots and lots of money we expect you to spend most of it on your ol’ pals at Teesbox, the home of funny t-shirts.

This shirt comes in a wide range of colours and styles to suit every body, no matter how fat or lazy from a wee size 10 to a mighty XXL.

Jackalope.

What class are you?

Jackalope — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:14:22 +0000

What with the UK’s crazy new government, the conservative/liberal democrats coalition we have been thinking a lot about class, like does fox hunting make you a toff or just a brutal bitch? Do all Conservative voters drive Jags and Mercs, or just the majority? Did anyone vote lib dem who wasn’t stoned within the last 3 hours?
They’re all important questions, but thankfully we’re not a political site, so have a t-shirt instead, you silly bourgeoisie.
This one seems kind of relevant, as far as they go;

click here for further details of this t-shirt
It comes in a wide range of styles and five different colours to suit all of your strangest body shapes and odd tastes.
We’re from the North of England so by default that makes us working class…i guess, even if we drove Ferrari’s we’d still live off of the state and eat only things that come out of a deep fryer. I hear if the economy gets any worse i hear we’ll all be working class anyway, so I’d advise circulating your money, spending lots of it here will really help we think! Plus all the t-shirts will cheer your miserable asses up. Don’t despair, we’re here to save you all. Perhaps. If you like this t-shirt by the way, why not check out some more of our funny slogan t-shirts by clicking here

Jackalope.

Funny ’soccer’ t-shirts available now

Jackalope — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:04:34 +0000

Ok so if you’re anywhere on planet Earth (but maybe excluding the US) we’ve got the t-shirt for you. As you all probably know it’s World cup time and whether your countries winning or loosing this t-shirt is sure to go down well.
See, we really hate with a passion how the US refers to NFL (that’s national football league, aka American football) as “football”, and proper football magically becomes ’soccer’ – it just ain’t right i tell ya. How did it even get called that anyway? I see no socks in it, andas for NFL football, you notice there’s not a lot of foot action in it? Re-name it armball, then you can use footbll in the normal way! Live it up.
So to celebrate this poor and irritating use of the english language we’ve come up with this little number for you:

Click here for more details on this funny soccer shirt
it comes in five great colours, navy, pale blue, red, pink and black plus a wide range of sizes and styles to suit everyone.
Please buy it, if you give us money we’ll be total sell out whores and keep our fingers crossed your nation does well. And if you don’t buy it we’ll keep our fingers crossed thatyour football (or should that be soccer ball) gets replaced with a grenade. Enjoy kicking that bastard around.

That’s all for now,
Jackalope.

Top 3 Summer t-shirts!

Jackalope — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:42:03 +0000

Well it’s a boiling hot day here in Britain, so it seems appropriate to choose some delightfully funny t-shirts to keep you feeling and looking cool in the sunshine.
Without further delay here’s our top 3, all these funny t-shirts and many more are available exclusively from our site, teesbox.

Number 3:

One of my very fave t-shirts this, and i wear it constantly, but more importantly it’s in at number 3 on our list, because what’s better than a nice beer on a hot day? A beer and a drive! (Teesbox doesn’t condone drinking and driving, its very naughty, ha condone looks a lot like condom).

Number 2…

With hot sticky days comes bikinis and with bikinis come camel tows!
I’m sure you all know what a camel toe is and looks lke by now, but just incase you’ve forgotten here’s a fine example from Jessica simpson..

Do cameltoe’s remind anyone else of the song ‘epic’ by Faith no more? Anyway, i’m moving on, if anything given the nature of our business we should be talking wet t-shirt contests and nothing else.
and here it is boys, and number one:

One of the funniest t-shirts around we reckon, you’ll surely brighten up everyones day, with your damp, bleak attitude towards life? And if not, kill them all we say! (but not before forcing them to buy dozens of our tees).

Jackalope, kiss, kiss.

All new funny t-shirt!

Jackalope — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:59:40 +0000

At long last an update, yeah we admitt it’s been a LOOOONG time since we put up a new shirt (we’ve been busy workin on our other projects – more sites, all comming soon, don’t worry we’ll promote them ad nauseum once they’re up ad running), but we’ve had chance to sort a new tee out for all you guys. It’ll be worth it in the end, trust us.
I suspect it’d be comic book guys favourite too;

Click here for more details of this new t-shirt

For anyone who’s vaguely sarcastic this is a great t-shirt and it comes in a wide range of colours and styles, it comes in a ladies fitted size 10, 12 and in mens sizes small, medium, large, extra large and extra extra large. It’s in five different colours to suit everyone too, pale blue, red, navy blue, pink, and the always present, classic, black.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with sarcasm, so don’t need an example of it, now I’m off to watch the football and listen to the lovely noise of all those wonderful Vuvuzela’s. (that’s those weird noisey plastic trumpet things that all the fans insist on blowing 24/7), don’t you just think that the noise is beautiful?
Jackalope

May T-shirt of the month

Jackalope — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:32:47 +0000

I’m aware that it is the first of June, before anyone moans, and yes, this should have been done yesterday but here in the UK it was a “bank holiday” (i.e a day off to get even more wasted than usual.).
Anyway, you’ll be pleased to know we’re all upto date with our orders again, so if you did order on the weekend or before your t-shirt will be arriving in the next couple of days. No delays from your old buddies at Teesbox funny t-shirts.
So for this months t-shirt pick, I choose….
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*drum roll*

Game Over funny shirt

The reason? Well it seems everyone is getting married all of a sudden. I guess it’s cos it’s spring or something and it’s maybe the only way to get your hands on her finer points if she’s not that kind of girl.

Don’t forget btw, entre the following at our chckout for a little discount – TBX509 every penny counts what with the ol’ r ecession and all that, right? Don’t waste your money by saving it, blow the lot today on our shirts
They all come in a wide variety of sizes from smal to a XXL, plus some ladies fitted sizes, so wether you’re a skinny little hottie or a portly gent there’s something to suit you all.

Jackalope.

Funny t-shirt pick of the month! (April)

Jackalope — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:24:12 +0000

Hello, a pick for this month is pretty tough because there’s so many great shirts out there. We’ve got over 200 for you to choose from – maybe you should buy one of each… we’d like that .
BUT I ain’t sitting here all day when I’ve got things to do. (or at least pretending to have things to do), so without further ado, here it is:

Click here for more details about this t-shirt

Why shoot heroine when you can shoot a heron up? I’m not sure how finely you’d have to grind it to get it into your vains but I’ll leave you to figure out the details. Maybe it’d be better to smoke it. That’ll teach those stupid birds for eating everyones goldfish. I guess you could roll your tobacco in their feathers, sounds pretty fancy to me, like something one of those lazy/secret whore prude victorian ladies would do in their big dresses.
Anyway back to the shirt…
It comes in a wide variety of seven sizes and five different colours, black, pale blue, red, pink and navy blue.You’ll have lots of fun and exciting antics enjoying the odd stares you get when people think you’re proclaiming yourself as a drug addict. Remember kids; drugs are bad.

Teesbox’s top 3 Offensive t shirts!

Jackalope — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:03:07 +0000

Don’t you just love pissing everyone off? Well there’s no better way than by wearing an offensive shirt – you don’t even have to say or do anything excpet walk into a room to make everyone hate you.

IN at no. 3.

It’s funny cos its true, 9 out of 10 bus users are al qaeda members, the rest are just jerks.
Click here to check it out in more detail.

2.

click here to check it out in full
If you love shocking people and looking good then this is the shirt for you! Jiggling breasts might be pretty hot by themselves, but combined with a high pitched shrill of a rape victim they are even better.

1. our fave offensive tee;

An all time classic, that gets straight to the point. It’s not one to wear round to your Nan’s house that’s for sure.
Buy it here.

That’s the lot folks. If you’re into REALLY offensive t-shirts and want a whole site dedicated to them we suggest checking out our new sister site, dedicated to all you sicko’s out there – Offensive T-shirts UK which, if you can’t guess is a UK based site full of rude and offensive shirts at great prices.

Enjoy! Jackalope

New funny t-shirts

Jackalope — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:19:22 +0000

It’s been a long, long time, but i thought i’d treat y’all to a posting. Here’s our very latest t-shirt:

Click here to buy one of these funny rabbits t-shirts
I’m not sure how many rabbits are killed on the UK roads each year, but it must be a hell of a lot. Celebrate some roadkill with one of these great t-shirts today!
It’s available in 5 colours, black, red, pale blue, navy blue, and a charming pink for that killer lady in your life, plus it comes in seven different sizes small, medium, large, extra large, XXL and a ladies fitted size 10 and 12.
If speed bumps are the bane of your life then this is definatley for you, or if you’re a rabbit and cars are the bane of your life it’ll also be suitable, just get it bought anyway.
I’ll leave you with this cheesy and irritating joke thing, don’t worry we promise not to make anything with naff slogans on like this:
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come you see so many dead rabbits on the roads?

p.s. keep comming back, lots more new t-shirts on the way over the next few weeks, plus some exciting developments, stay tuned!

Seasons Greetings from TeesBox

Jason — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 20:05:28 +0000

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Joyous Kwanzaa from all at TeesBox.

Don we now our (not very) gay apparel and join in the festivities.

One lucky family (pictured below) got a visit from Santa (clearly a big TeesBox fan) and have decided to share their good fortune with the rest of the world in shiny picture format. Got a TeesBox photo to share? Send it in.

Lucky TeesBox wearing family!