It was either this or "Same Shit, Different Bidet"... But it didn't quite make sense. If you're having one of those days cheer yourself up with one of these rude t-shirts!

This t shirt is available in five great colours and seven different sizes. The rude t shirt in question is 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture, preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free within the United Kingdom.