Why would anyone aspire just to be a bitch when they can be THE bitch? There's plenty of competition for this much coveted title, so buy this t-shirt to prove you're the one.

This comedy t shirt is available 7 different sizes from S to XXL and 5 great colours. All our comedy t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture. It is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free in the UK, bitches.