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Wine 'em, dine 'em, then spread those legs wide apart and release that magical, noisy smell.
This humorous t shirt is available seven different sizes & five colours. All our humorous t shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, premium texture. It is preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free in the UK, stinkies.
£11.99
Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point. If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.
Sizing Guide - Mens
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | |
| Width | 45.7cm | 50.8cm | 55.9cm | 60.9cm | 66cm | |
| Length | 71.1cm | 73.7cm | 76.2cm | 78.7cm | 81.3cm |
Sizing Guide - Womens
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Size 10 Fitted | Size 12 Fitted | |
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| Width | 15" | 16" | |
| Length | 23" | 24" | |
| Width | 38.1cm | 40.6cm | |
| Length | 58.4cm | 61.0cm |
