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A truly existentialist t-shirt. No longer will people be surprised when they realise you're not listening to their bullshit gossip.
These humorous t-shirts are available in seven different sizes and five different colours. All shirts are 100% cotton for a smooth, premium quality texture. It's preshrunk and double stitched for extra durability. Postage is free within the UK.
£11.99
Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point. If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.
Sizing Guide - Mens
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | |
| Width | 45.7cm | 50.8cm | 55.9cm | 60.9cm | 66cm | |
| Length | 71.1cm | 73.7cm | 76.2cm | 78.7cm | 81.3cm |
Sizing Guide - Womens
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Size 10 Fitted | Size 12 Fitted | |
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| Width | 15" | 16" | |
| Length | 23" | 24" | |
| Width | 38.1cm | 40.6cm | |
| Length | 58.4cm | 61.0cm |
