I’m Topless - Funny T-Shirts
But how can you be topless when you're wearing a t-shirt they'll ask?
Keep your nipples covered with one of these funny t-shirts, it's availble in 7 different sizes, and 5 great colours. It's double stiched and 100% cotton, for a high quality and long lasting finish. Post is free in the UK.
£11.99
Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point. If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.
Sizing Guide - Mens
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | |
| Width | 45.7cm | 50.8cm | 55.9cm | 60.9cm | 66cm | |
| Length | 71.1cm | 73.7cm | 76.2cm | 78.7cm | 81.3cm |
Sizing Guide - Womens
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Size 10 Fitted | Size 12 Fitted | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 15" | 16" | |
| Length | 23" | 24" | |
| Width | 38.1cm | 40.6cm | |
| Length | 58.4cm | 61.0cm |
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