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Life not turned out quite the way you thought it might? Who cares, just dream it, supermodels' panties hanging from your ceiling fan, spitting out of hot air balloons, or getting cut up by Freddie Kruger... The possibilities are endless.

Show everyone how lame life is compared with semi-conciousness now by wearing one of these funny tees. It's available in five colours, and seven different sizes to suit everyone. Post is free in the United Kingdom and cheap for the rest of the world.